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Just then I noticed a new character pop out of the middle of the logo. A bearded man arose from the logo. At first he looked like "BRRIING IT OOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!, but then frowned at what was around him. He looked confused and kinda pissed off, like he didn't really know what was going on. "Jim?" I thought. "What is this all about?" Curiosity drove me to press enter. A short, yet loud static noise sounded and the screen faded. I wish I hadn't done so. "Kyle didn't want to play with me." the writing appeared again. "What a shame... but I can play with you..." "... right?"
The demonic "J-J-J-J-Jim, Deb, and Kevin on N-N-N-N-Ninety-Five Five!" jingle sounded again as for a split second, an image flashed. It disappeared too fast so I couldn't make it out, but I could swear I saw a red and black
The level teleported to one of the stages where you can get an ice cold beer. The background was Bud Light in the fridge made of Bud Light. It looked exciting, but I was distracted by only having 4 red/white colored spheres to jump on, I tried to balance Jim on top of it as he desperately tried to keep onto of the spheres, but my controls slipped and Jim fell. He fell onto a wall of "Goal" spheres. Just as I thought I'd teleport back a loud shriek sounded and the image of Justin Bieber continued to flash over the screen. The screen completely spazzed out and I heard shrieks. Loud shrieks from what I could swear it was Jim himself. I kept hearing "No! No!" and loud cries of agony and pain which abruptly ended with more statics for a split moment before the screen cut to black.
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Soon, the title screen appeared again. Cash and Twitty were missing, but instead, Jim appeared. He was making his usual kick-butt pose, but his body had holes. Not bleeding holes or bullet holes, or buttholes. Just.. holes that pierced his body all over. His colors faded to a dull black and white. Even his eyes looked oddly disfigured. This scared me so much my entire bladder emptied itself. I crapped myself over and over as I watched a new character appear. I frowned upon seeing Deb, who had a sheer terrified expression, like Conway Twitty's, and backed up against the logo as if she saw someone coming towards her... Poor Deb, I think someone was indeed coming towards her. I wanted to quit the game, but as if forced, I hit start again and the screen faded.
"GOTTA GO FSAT Act 1" The stage was blank now and the background music was
The environment was country. It looked like a dusty road. In front of Deb was a BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!!!!! From Mario Kart Wii. I made Deb walk up to it and dash ahead. The level didn't change. The ground was a solid platform and it seemed that Deb was going faster, faster, faster and she went past BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!! BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOST PANEL!! I noticed the music got completely out of sync, which scared me. Suddenly Deb crashed into a wall of spikes. A loud SPLAT sounded, which didn't even sound like it would belong in a 16-bit game. Poor Deb was torn to shreds. Blood dripped from the spikes and the bloodied radio hostess as the background slowly began to melt in front of my eyes. The image flashed again and soon the title screen appeared. As expected I was back on the title screen and Deb appeared with Jim. She did look scared, but her other eye was... How do I put it? ... droopy and dead and bled a black goo. Her hair was over her face now instead of the back of her head. Her color sheme changed to a very, very dark purple and red like gangrene. Her clothes were a dull grey.
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Suddenly, a familiar scene faded in. I recognized it immediately. Family Guy was playing. It was the scene at the aquarium it played out normal with Peter harassing the octopus, only when it bursted out of its tank, it shoved one of its tenticles into Peters butt, making disgusting slurping noises. I could even see green fart gas leaking out of his anus. Worst thing was that the octopus even looked like he was enjoying it and, for a moment, I think I was too, like, "Good, you deserve this." To quote Shane Koyczan, Don't F*ck with the bees! I could see the corrupted Conway Twitty and Johnny Cash in the background too. Peter cried "Help is all sucky and squeezy." the octopus simply replied, "Shut up, people have wanted to see you suffer for years!"
I giggled and looked away from the screen. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed something on my bed... on my bed... was the demonic hell rabbit I saw on Etsy. I quickly got my flamethrower and burned that Muddafucha. The marshmallows roasted above it were the best MrEnter had ever tasted.
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