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The demonic "J-J-J-J-Jim, Deb, and Kevin on N-N-N-N-Ninety-Five Five!" jingle sounded again as for a split second, an image flashed. It disappeared too fast so I couldn't make it out, but I could swear I saw a red and black Justin Bieber, with black and red eyes. I almost felt them pierce me and that moment made me jump. It didn't begin in WFMS Station Act 1 though. I wish it did, that stage is fun. Instead, the title card read "Whale Sex 101 Act 1". The game begun. The ground looked like the normal WFMS Station, but the background was a villa in Los Angeles. Jim stood where he would normally be in the original game. Surprisingly, it was a well made sprite. It wasn't his classic self, but his current self. It even looked official. On the opposing side of the screen where Jim was at, there was a large, silver bottle cap. In front of the cap, stood the sprite of Justin Bieber with a smug look on his face. The animation of Jim standing there was that he stared forward with hateful expressions as that black, pencil-mark cloud that appeard in the Peanuts cartoons whenever a character was annoyed came from his head here and there. "I guess I should go kick his ass for pissing in that janitor's mop bucket!" I thought as I moved Jim towards the washed up pop star, but Bieber ran away and jumped into the cap. I made Jim leap in right after the cowardly egomaniac.

 

 

Soon, the title screen appeared again. Cash and Twitty were missing, but instead, Jim appeared. He was making his usual kick-butt pose, but his body had holes. Not bleeding holes or bullet holes, or buttholes. Just.. holes that pierced his body all over. His colors faded to a dull black and white. Even his eyes looked oddly disfigured. This scared me so much my entire bladder emptied itself. I crapped myself over and over as I watched a new character appear. I frowned upon seeing Deb, who had a sheer terrified expression, like Conway Twitty's, and backed up against the logo as if she saw someone coming towards her... Poor Deb, I think someone was indeed coming towards her. I wanted to quit the game, but as if forced, I hit start again and the screen faded.