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You see, Jimmy Neutron aired on Nickelodeon, and he was named after the neutron, a negatively charged electron that bonds with a positron to create a positively charged nucleus.
I was probably the biggest fan of
There are an infinitesimal number of neutrinos flowing through your body every minute of every day. These were dubbed
I tell you this because the following story Is going to shock you. Jimmy Neutron was
If
I put the tape in. I pressed play, and I heard the intro music play. Wow, I loved this show.
What I saw sent my jaw to the floor and I will NEVER forget it until this day. My spine began to tingle, and
I was so fucking scared. I served ten years in Vietnam and saw many of my friends brutally maimed, murdered and shaved, but this was worse. Jimmy Neutron had no eyes, and his eyes were floating. You could hear some man snickering in the background, a producer maybe. The producers of this show were known users of
Jimmy Neutron was trying to power a lightbulb with a potato and screaming.
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He looked so mad. His eyes were blood shot. Dish. And he was huffing and puffing eviled. He looked so mad.
The potato was crying because it tried so hard to be human, but it never could be. Tears were streaming down the
I know you
Jimmy Neutron was dead.
What happened next shocked me and I will never forget it until this day. All of the characters began to dance and sing, smiling. Judy Neutron, Cindy Vortex and even the eponymous Carl Weezer. Mrs. Fowl was masturbating though, I started to puke. Professor Finnbar Calamatous. The others. CG skeletons walked in, some fat even, I
They all began to sing.
You saw it hanging on a string, because
The excitement never ends in lost episode land! Now come along and take my hand!
Come and sing a long? What horror story is next? King kong?!
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Will we stop doing this? Never!
Oh,
Jimmy Neutron was a good show though I watched it for five minutes once-
The characters started to mumble, one of them started suggesting 9/11 was an inside job, another sad that the sandy hook shooting was a hoax. They all stopped and looked through the camera.
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They were looking through the camera at me.
The potato smiled. It put on a tophat and cane.
I
This was supposed to be the Jimmy neutron lost episode I
I shut the tape off.
I
I looked outside, at the string.
I was getting the creeps. It was midnight and I was completely naked.
What I saw next horrified me beyond comprehension and caused a small amount of vomit to trickle up from my stomach.
A potato-shaped man was approaching me. He was moving very slowly, and he had a jimmy neutron Halloween mask on (these are real, google) It
He opened up a bag of tater tots that I guess were poisoned or something, and he threw them at me.
I called the police, but they
I told my parents, but since
And then he grabbed me. I began to scream as he grabbed me.
All of my life I wanted to be something. I
Potatoes have one true weakness: fire. I took out a box of matches and lit the potato man on fire.
I reached for the VHS tape player but the heat had fused me into the floor.
Some blood squirted out of my eye because the floaty CG characters were in there. I saw Jimmy Neutron from the corner of my melting eye and he winked, the plastic CG surgery.
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I will make you live. For the love of god for your hot, baked electric heat lamp heart powered by a broken bulb, I will make you live. Also, fuck off with your goody two-shoes. I died in a potato fire because of my love of Jimmy Neutron.
And one day soon,
And then I woke up. It was all a dream, oh wait, never mind. It
Potates and ketchup, I'll be at your alter.
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