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One day Jimmy Neutron was reading some fanfictions to jerk off to. Upon arrival to fanfiction.net he stumbled upon an author known as 666cookiemonster666, after reading the story Supergirl X RedHood and some others he knew right then and there that his pathetic existence was fucking meaningless. All of cookie monster's stories were depressing, action packed, and more. He needed his life to be like that.
After nine years of experimenting he accomplished his goal. He made a machine that could analyze the stories of 666cookiemonster666 and could therefore induce them into Jimmy. He was now twenty years old. Getting in the
"Jewish people caused the bubonic plague," Jimmy prompted with such vigor. The device activated and that was when he felt it. The pain was agonizing, excruciating, tormenting. This was still better than helping shave carl's ass hairs, way better.
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