John Oliver Lost Episode: Difference between revisions

John rubs his profusely sweaty head, tired from all of the chaos he's caused. He says, "We have a special guest. Please welcome to the Columbine School Shooter, back from the dead, here is Eric Harris!" Two studio crew members slowly applaud in the background as a teenager that appears to be Eric Harris limps onto the set, collapsing before he makes it into the guest seat. A crew worker runs onto the set, dragging Eric into the guest chair and sits him upright.

 

 

Eric continues, "The least I can do now is absolutely announce my endorsement for Quarantine and the admirable work they we're doing for this pandemic." While speaking, John offers if he wants a glass cold water for him. Eric responds with, "Nah, You could just take it for now." Oliver asks Eric what else he's doing these days. Eric responds, "Well, the governors is continuing to fund the revivals of past Massacres. Last I heard, they are pretty close to finishing up on the revival of San Ysidro McDonald's massacre shooter James Huberty. They have his brain reconstructed finally and will start the revival process soon." John asks, "Is there anything they can do about the weapons?"