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== The Original Version ==
i'm a hueg fan of jontron, i hav a jontron body pilow and a asortmint of jontron merchindice. i aslo hav meny dildis dat wen i youz them i thnk abot jontron adn imajin him fuking my but. al taht was shaterd wen i went 2 mi subskripshin bocks an fond a noo jontron vidyo. it wuz uplodid 1 sexond ago an had ziro vyooz. it waz cald jontron.exe an teh thumnale waz jontorn wit eeting jacques. i thot it waz juts a glich s0 i cilked on i t. weni t loded it sed teh tiem ov teh vidyo wuz 6:66 i thot it was a gilch 2 so 1 cept wachin. tehre waz n0 nromil botz intoor an it wen stert 2 d jentron intro butt dis itme it waz in g majir n jontorn was cumverd in cum n it lokd liek mi cum az wel. teh bakgrond waz me az a ded bodi i wuz so skerd so i teird 2 clik ot ov teh brosr butt it din wokr s0 i tired trening of mi cumpooti rbutt dat din wrok so den i treaid unpulging mai comprootir but dat dinwork den i treidd tu leev mai beismint butt it wu slokd sso i jus kep wachin it. aftr d intru jontron wuz butfuking me in d vidyo so i strotid fapin wit maii juntrun fleshlite but den he ripd mi hed of n shuvd it don hiz as. i lots mi bonre aftir dat. so eye kep wachin as h3 startid 2 reviw a gem kald イイテイイ 4 d アタリ つウェンテイイ シツ ハンヅレヅ (yez im a weabo dnt judj) n he startd it upp n hee hatid it s0 mach hi comitid susaid n he maed mee do it 2 bcuz i d0 watevir jontorn duz
== The Rewritten Version ==
I'm a huge fan of JonTron, I have a JonTron body pillow and an assortment of JonTron merch. I also have many dildos which, when I use them I think about JonTron and imagine him making love to my butt. But all that love for him was shattered when I went to my subscription box and found a new JonTron video. It was uploaded 1 second ago and had zero views. It was called "jontron.exe", and the thumbnail was JonTron eating Jacques. I thought the weird thumbnail was just a glitch, so I clicked onto it anyways. When it loaded, it said the time of the video was 6:66. I thought it was just a glitch too, so I kept watching.
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