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When I was a kid, I loved Yoshi. Then again, kids do stupid things.
▲[[File:Xhi79e5o4zdgvebhk7ho.jpg|thumb|400x400px|This fukken thing]]
Nowadays I hate him/her/whatever this fucking creature is, due to many reasons. But the number one reason was his goddamned, squeacky, ear-damaging voice. And so the adventure between me and some spooky shit has started....again!▼
▲Nowadays I hate him/her/whatever this fucking creature is, due to many reasons. But the number one reason was his goddamned,
It was a sunny day. Because I was lazy, I stayed at home and watched some John Madden football. But then....some douche threw some box in my face. Yes, I know that the window was open, but why, for WHAT reason that person did that? The person, who threw the box in my face, said:▼
▲It was a sunny day. Because I was lazy, I stayed at home and watched some John Madden football. But then...
"Hey, punk! Wanna dis?".
I said nothing. I just prepared my 3DS for some
"Are you kidding me
It was Yoshi's New Island...
<blockquote><i>
"Hey there, buddy.
Line 22 ⟶ 25:
(P.S: Get psyched)".
</i></blockquote>
I cringed like it was tomorrow. Pardon me for all of this, I'll play the game...
So the game started with THE MOST EAR-SPLITTING MUSIC EVER (fucking kazoos). My ears were already bleeding. After I selected the save file...
In the intro, Yoshi's were eating a human corpse which was super-duper ultra hyper-realistic or whatever they call it. Then the Yoshi's were looking at me and said: "You're next!". They had realistic eyes.
I was fucking yawning. I saw this stuff for like, million times.
THEN THE FUCKERS START WARPING IN TO THE REAL WORLD. Luckily, I was prepared for it, so I grabbed my pitchfork and stabbed these creatures and put them in the oven.
Tired as a sloth, I went to sleep. No nightmares, big surprise...not.
Next day I booted up my computer. It took some time. After some time (No, I don't need a stopwatch, Tom), I went on Internet. After these events I tried to tell some of my fellow users on Deviant when suddenly
No, fuck it. Fuck this shit. Fuck my life, I quit...
Bye, world...
I'm already a demon.
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