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Line 1: [[File:Xhi79e5o4zdgvebhk7ho.jpg\|thumb\|~~400x400px~~300px\|This fukken thing]]▼ When I was a kid, I loved Yoshi. Then again, kids do stupid things. ▲[[File:Xhi79e5o4zdgvebhk7ho.jpg\|thumb\|400x400px\|This fukken thing]] Nowadays I hate him/her/whatever this fucking creature is, due to many reasons. But the number one reason was his goddamned, squeacky, ear-damaging voice. And so the adventure between me and some spooky shit has started....again!▼ ▲Nowadays I hate him/her/whatever this fucking creature is, due to many reasons. But the number one reason was his goddamned, ~~squeacky~~squeaky, ear-damaging voice. And so the adventure between me and some spooky shit has started.... again! It was a sunny day. Because I was lazy, I stayed at home and watched some John Madden football. But then....some douche threw some box in my face. Yes, I know that the window was open, but why, for WHAT reason that person did that? The person, who threw the box in my face, said:▼ ▲It was a sunny day. Because I was lazy, I stayed at home and watched some John Madden football. But then.... some douche threw some box in my face. Yes, I know that the window was open, but why, for WHAT reason that person did that? The person, who threw the box in my face, said: "Hey, punk! Wanna dis?". I said nothing. I just prepared my 3DS for some ~~bizzare~~bizzarre and druggy shit. After that, I checked the box. The front was empty, so I was curious. Then I opened it.... "Are you kidding me~~...~~...". It was Yoshi's New Island..... the mine most hated Nintendo game ever. Its like that the ~~persoon~~person, who threw it at me, was mocking me. The box also contained the note. I checked it. The handwritting was deplorable. My eyes were tearing up because of it. On the note this was written: <blockquote><i> "Hey there, buddy. Line 22 ⟶ 25: (P.S: Get psyched)". </i></blockquote> I cringed like it was tomorrow. Pardon me for all of this, I'll play the game..... and you are going to regret it. So the game started with THE MOST EAR-SPLITTING MUSIC EVER (fucking kazoos). My ears were already bleeding. After I selected the save file.... the expected happened. In the intro, Yoshi's were eating a human corpse which was super-duper ultra hyper-realistic or whatever they call it. Then the Yoshi's were looking at me and said: "You're next!". They had realistic eyes. Line 35 ⟶ 39: Tired as a sloth, I went to sleep. No nightmares, big surprise...not. Next day I booted up my computer. It took some time. After some time (No, I don't need a stopwatch, Tom), I went on Internet. After these events I tried to tell some of my fellow users on Deviant when suddenly~~.....~~... No, fuck it. Fuck this shit. Fuck my life, I quit...~~...~~ Of all the things, Yoshi vore gets...~~.....~~ There is no hope. Bye, world...~~....~~ Then I realised something. I'm already a demon. [[Category:Trollpasta]] ~~[[File:Xhi79e5o4zdgvebhk7ho.jpg\|thumb\|4x4px]]~~ [[Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ]]▼ [[Category:Vidya games]] [[Category:~~POINTLESS~~COMPUTERS ~~VIOLENCE~~AND ~~TOTALLY MAKES IT SCARY U GUIZE~~INTERWEBZ]] [[Category:Pointless Violence]] [[Category:YOU'RE NEXT]] [[Category:Hyper-realistic]] ▲[[Category:~~COMPUTERS~~WHAT ~~AND~~A ~~INTERWEBZ~~TWIST!]] [[Category:Im died]] [[Category:Rants]] [[Category:Well, that was pointless.]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] {{Comments}} ~~[[Category:Random Capitalization]]~~