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Revision as of 00:01, 26 January 2022 (view source) Thermometer (talk \| contribs) (Created page with "I was an intern at Lee Mendelson Films in 1971. It is best known for animated works of Peanuts such as A Charlie Brown Christmas and The Great Pumpkin. However in 1974. Me and 5 other interns were ready to watch a new special for Peanuts. It was supposed to air on CBS, but what we saw was very different from what was later broadcasted. And I mean ''VERY.'' ''Man, just how I could forget about this entire experience...'' The special began with Charlie Brown receiving a...")		Latest revision as of 14:48, 4 February 2024 (view source) Hungry Burger (talk \| contribs) m (added Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION? using HotCat)
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Line 7: The special began with Charlie Brown receiving a letter in his mailbox. Charlie Brown read the letter out loud, and it said: ''{{email\|Dear Charlie Brown''▼ ~~<blockquote><i>~~ ▲''Dear Charlie Brown'' ''I am a mother of one 18 year old daughter who was an employee at Disneyland.'' ''Last Night, when the last performance of the America Sings had finished, my daughter was accidentally crushed to death between two walls of the building around 10. A narrow channel between a stationary wall and a rotating wall was open and She either fell, stepped backwards, or tried to jump from one stage to the other as the rotating wall began to move.'' ''Her death was pronounced when the carousel was being reset for a new cycle. One of the audience members heard her screams and notified park staff. Other employees didn't notice the dismembered body until the end of the show and thought that her death screams were part of the show. By the time the audience member and the staff got to her, it was too late. She died from her injuries.'' ''My Husband and I sued Disneyland for the death of our daughter, which resulted in a small settlement. So, I just hope you understand what she's been going through.'' ''Marilyn Stone''}} ~~</i></blockquote>~~ Charlie Brown looked depressed with the letter and said "Good Grief, Losing your child is never a good thing." Line 53 ⟶ 51: The next scene showed Charlie Brown at his desk with a letter, and a pencil. He began to write on the paper, reading out loud what he was writing. ''"I ~~can’t~~can't take it anymore," ''he said. ''"My life has been horrible and ~~hasn’t~~hasn't gotten better. At this point, my life sucks so badly, that I have no other choice than to end it all."'' ''"Well, for Linus. He's my best friend but he's no longer with me and for his sister Lucy, she had her hand bitten off by my dog Snoopy and she died of blood loss."'' Line 93 ⟶ 91: The end. {{byGLE\|Milt Franklyn~~\|link=geosheas-lost-episodes.fandom.com/wiki/User:Milt_Franklyn~~}} [[Category:Deletion Log Refugees]] [[Category:~~Bad Creepypasta~~Trollpasta]] [[Category:Satire]] [[Category:Lost Episodes]] [[Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?]]▼ [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Suicide]] [[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]] ▲[[Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?]] {{Comments}}