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I just got my new copy of Kirby on the Nintendo 64, I was feeling pretty nostalgic because I used to play Kirby on the Nintendo 64 a whole 5 years ago.
I just got my new copy of Kirby on the Nintendo 64, I was feeling pretty nostalgic because I used to play Kirby on the Nintendo 64 a whole 5 years ago.


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So it was a great thing I got it for free from the creepy old guy that I think *might be* a serial rapist, but my nostalgia couldn't wait for the law!


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Anyways, when I turned the game on, the title screen read "Kirby 64 THE BLOODY SHARDS" and I thought "What is this?!?! A rom hack?!" being the dedicated Nintendo fan I am, I was about to report this crime to Nintendo (my friends) but I thought what the heck, and turned the game on.

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So it was a great thing I got it for free from the creepy old guy that I think *might be* a serial rapist, but my nostalgia couldn’t wait for the law!



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Anyways, when I turned the game on, the title screen read “Kirby 64 THE BLOODY SHARDS” and I thought “What is this?!?! A rom hack?!” being the dedicated Nintendo fan I am, I was about to report this crime to Nintendo (my friends) but I thought what the heck, and turned the game on.




When I turned the first level on I saw the SKY WAS RED AND BLOODY and when the enemies died BLOOD CAME OUT, there was ALSO ORGANS COMING FROM THE SKY.
When I turned the first level on I saw the SKY WAS RED AND BLOODY and when the enemies died BLOOD CAME OUT, there was ALSO ORGANS COMING FROM THE SKY.




I was almost in tears, but I bravely pressed on.
I was almost in tears, but I bravely pressed on.


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Instead of the first miniboss... it was... it... was... me!?!?!?!?


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It had my real name and everything!! And when I turned on the attack and attacked me, there was... bruises on me... OUCH!!!

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Instead of the first miniboss....it was.......it..........was........me!?!?!?!?

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It had my real name and everything!! And when I turned on the attack and attacked me, there was.......bruises on me.....OUCH!!!




I was so scared I ran to the Nintendo 64 and was about to turn on the off button, but before that I HEARD
I was so scared I ran to the Nintendo 64 and was about to turn on the off button, but before that I HEARD


“I’Ll FInd YoU....TOMMY GREEN!!!!!!!”
"I'Ll FInd YoU... TOMMY GREEN!!!!!!!"


AS KIRBY WITH BLACK EYES A ORGANS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH SAID TO ME!!!!!
AS KIRBY WITH BLACK EYES A ORGANS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH SAID TO ME!!!!!
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I SCREAMED IN PANIC AND SMASHED THE NINTENDO 64 TO BITS!!!!!!
I SCREAMED IN PANIC AND SMASHED THE NINTENDO 64 TO BITS!!!!!!


To this day, I am yet to play another video game......
To this day, I am yet to play another video game...


And if you listen close enough....you might be able to hears Kirby’s diabolical laughter....in the night.....
And if you listen close enough... you might be able to hears Kirby's diabolical laughter... in the night...
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Latest revision as of 21:38, 19 October 2022

I just got my new copy of Kirby on the Nintendo 64, I was feeling pretty nostalgic because I used to play Kirby on the Nintendo 64 a whole 5 years ago.

So it was a great thing I got it for free from the creepy old guy that I think *might be* a serial rapist, but my nostalgia couldn't wait for the law!

Anyways, when I turned the game on, the title screen read "Kirby 64 THE BLOODY SHARDS" and I thought "What is this?!?! A rom hack?!" being the dedicated Nintendo fan I am, I was about to report this crime to Nintendo (my friends) but I thought what the heck, and turned the game on.

When I turned the first level on I saw the SKY WAS RED AND BLOODY and when the enemies died BLOOD CAME OUT, there was ALSO ORGANS COMING FROM THE SKY.

I was almost in tears, but I bravely pressed on.

Instead of the first miniboss... it was... it... was... me!?!?!?!?

It had my real name and everything!! And when I turned on the attack and attacked me, there was... bruises on me... OUCH!!!

I was so scared I ran to the Nintendo 64 and was about to turn on the off button, but before that I HEARD

"I'Ll FInd YoU... TOMMY GREEN!!!!!!!"

AS KIRBY WITH BLACK EYES A ORGANS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH SAID TO ME!!!!!

I SCREAMED IN PANIC AND SMASHED THE NINTENDO 64 TO BITS!!!!!!

To this day, I am yet to play another video game...

And if you listen close enough... you might be able to hears Kirby's diabolical laughter... in the night...

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