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called, "video_games.jpg" it involved a kid in a dark room with an Xbox 360 controller staring at the viewer. I saw this on a blog, on some random post, so I am kind of concerned about who posted this strange image. So anyway I was on this blog post that had to do with the 360 discontinuing on 2016, and found this image posted by someone named, "LOLCool360Man." The photo said in a caption, "Stare at this closely. Cause when you do, you're next!"
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After a really long pursuit it finally tackled me near my staircase, took out a 360 controller, collapsed it into it's hand, and then it whispered, "Wanna play games with me?" Then the controller plunged into my heart.
Boris, a random kid from a random town, is playing Xbox Live with his friends from school. While online, his dad had bought him several points so he could buy the add-on of his dreams. After he got the add-on, he was then able to talk to his friends with voice chat as he entered the talk room. He then started chatting with his friends about the incident where Julia, Boris's love interest, anciently slipped into his other friend, Willy's lunch. But then while Boris was chatting in the talk room, his friend Eli, had got into a fight with him about how his account had got hacked by someone, and blamed it on Boris. Then Boris, full of rage, literally ends the conversation with a strange rage power that gives all of his friends errors, that stop the conversation. Then he stops playing for the day.
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Later that, night Boris gets out of bed and goes to his parent's room, where they are sleeping, gets several knifes, and cuts his arm and rubs it all over his face, which causes his overly sensitive eyes to burn out and become empowered with supervision. Then he burns off his nose with a flamethrower, and then stretches his mouth so much it tears apart a little bit, and then sticks knifes into his skin which makes him a permanent smile, and breaks all of his teeth with a sledgehammer. Then his parents see his new look when waking up, and then he sets off a bomb in his home as he exits the house with his controller, and runs off into the distance, and the house explodes with his parent's head flying all over the place.
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