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Line 5: I immediately noticed something off about the tape. The intro was gone, and the only thing there was Hank's face with "King of the Hill" written under it. Hank's expression was much different too. Rather than the usual neutral look, his expression was what I could only describe as a mixture of fury and smelling something really bad. It then cut to the family eating dinner, with Hank having the same expression as the title card. After a few seconds of eating, it cut to a close-up of Bobby, who pulled out his Gameboy and started playing. Hank immediately got pissed off. "DANGIT BOBBEH WHAT DID I TELL YA ~~‘BOUT~~'BOUT THE DAMN VIDYA GAMES AT THE TABLE?!" Bobby ignored him, and there were a few seconds of silence until Peggy chimed in. "Y'know, Hank, you don't have to be so hard on Bobby all the time. He's-" Hank abruptly cut her off. "GOD DAMMIT PEGGY I'M TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS MOUTHING OFF AT ME" Hank shouted. He then rushed into the kitchen. He came back out holding a knife. "Freakin' die!" he said. He threw the knife, and it landed right between Peggy's eyes. As horrifying as seeing Peggy die was, that was a pretty nice shot. After Peggy fell out of the chair dead, Hank turned to Bobby. Bobby froze in horror, but then he ran from the table. 80s horror music began to play as Hank gave chase. "BOBBEH! GET BACK HERE BOBBEH!" he shouted. It cut to Bobby sprinting out of the house, getting on his bike, and pedaling away. Hank exited shortly after and hopped into his truck. Line 13: The truck stopped shortly after Bobby died. The camera zoomed in on Hank's face. He had the same expression he did at the beginning of the episode, but then it transitioned to a maniacal grin. He slowly turned his head to the camera, and the episode cut to black. I thought it ended there, but after 20 seconds, it cut to Khan's face in a black void. He was grinning ear to ear, and he had bloodshot eyes. "Hank's ~~coming…~~coming... Hank's ~~coming…~~coming..." he repeated. It took me a couple minutes to figure out what he meant, but then the realization hit me like a freight train. Hank was coming to my house, and I highly doubt he had good intentions! Just as I realized this, something kicked down my bedroom door. It was Hank! His eyes were glowing a blinding white and he had a huge smile on his face! "Ya shouldn't have watched that tape, I tell ya hwat." He let out a short chuckle. "Why are you here?! Please don't hurt me!" I frantically pleaded. "I'm here to kick your ass!" He said. Just after he said this, he lunged at me. He pinned me to the wall and punched me in the face several times. I managed to gather enough strength to push him off me and kick him to the other side of the room. He got angry and pulled a can of beer out of his pocket. He threw it at me, and it hit me in the head, leaving me quite dazed. "Got that ~~‘nyer~~'nyer cooler, Bill?" he said, and began laughing. While he was gloating, I took the time to prepare my special attack. I tucked my head in, began charging at him, ~~and…~~and... BOOM! 368 pounds of death right into his gut! Hank got knocked onto his ass and began pleading. "Bwaaah! Please don't kill me!" "Sorry, Hank, but it's too late for that!" I replied. "You attacked me in my own home, and that's unacceptable! Welcome to suplex city, BITCH!" I grabbed Hank, and suplexed him so hard, his entire skeleton disintegrated and blood came out of every orifice on his body. Line 41: [[Category:TRUE STORY]] [[Category:Pointless Violence]] {{Comments}} ~~<comments />~~