King of the Hill: The Cursed Episode: Difference between revisions
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It all started about 8 months ago. It was an autumn afternoon, and I was rooting through other
I got back to my house in only a few minutes and wasted no time in viewing this so-called "cursed episode". I popped that baby in, sat on the couch, and prepared for the show.
I immediately noticed something off about the tape. The intro was gone, and the only thing there was
Hank immediately got pissed off. "DANGIT BOBBEH WHAT DID I TELL YA ‘BOUT THE DAMN VIDYA GAMES AT THE TABLE?!" Bobby ignored him, and there were a few seconds of silence until Peggy chimed in. "
He came back out holding a knife. "
It then cut to Bobby riding down the street, with
The truck stopped shortly after Bobby died. The camera zoomed in on
I thought it ended there, but after 20 seconds, it cut to
"Ya
BOOM! 368 pounds of death right into his gut! Hank got knocked onto his ass and began pleading. "Bwaaah! Please
My entire room was covered in blood, but I
"Hank!" shouted Bill.
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"I know he is, but what am I?" I replied. I took a moment to laugh at my joke. My laughing ended quickly as I noticed them working together to break down my back door! I rushed to the front of my house, got in my car, and sped off. As I drove off, I looked in my rearview mirror and saw the three standing in my yard. They were all staring at me with angry expressions on their faces.
I skipped town after that and have been on the run ever since. This may just be me losing my mind, but I swear at every gas station, every restaurant, and every motel, I see 3 figures out of the corner of my eye, all of them sipping beer. I fear that I may not have much time left, so
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