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The truck stopped shortly after Bobby died. The camera zoomed in on Hank's face. He had the same expression he did at the beginning of the episode, but then it transitioned to a maniacal grin. He slowly turned his head to the camera, and the episode cut to black.
I thought it ended there, but after 20 seconds, it cut to Khan's face in a black void. He was grinning ear to ear, and he had bloodshot eyes. "Hank's
"Ya shouldn't have watched that tape, I tell ya hwat." He let out a short chuckle. "Why are you here?! Please don't hurt me!" I frantically pleaded. "I'm here to kick your ass!" He said. Just after he said this, he lunged at me. He pinned me to the wall and punched me in the face several times. I managed to gather enough strength to push him off me and kick him to the other side of the room. He got angry and pulled a can of beer out of his pocket. He threw it at me, and it hit me in the head, leaving me quite dazed. "Got that 'nyer cooler, Bill?" he said, and began laughing. While he was gloating, I took the time to prepare my special attack. I tucked my head in, began charging at him,
BOOM! 368 pounds of death right into his gut! Hank got knocked onto his ass and began pleading. "Bwaaah! Please don't kill me!" "Sorry, Hank, but it's too late for that!" I replied. "You attacked me in my own home, and that's unacceptable! Welcome to suplex city, BITCH!" I grabbed Hank, and suplexed him so hard, his entire skeleton disintegrated and blood came out of every orifice on his body.
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