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One night, I was alone in my house. The wind was howling outside. A storm was approaching. I was watching the news. A report popped up. According to the report, it was about a murderer called Knife Guy. Sources have showed that he killed all of his victims by shoving a knife up their asses.
One night, I was alone in my house.
 
The wind was howling outside.
 
A storm was approaching.
 
I was watching the news.
 
A report popped up.
 
According to the report, it was about a murderer called Knife Guy.
 
Sources have showed that he killed all of his victims by shoving a knife up their asses.
 
My TV shut off.
 
”Maybe"Maybe it was just a glitch." I thought.
 
I heard the doorbell rang. I was suspicious. "Was it Knife Guy?" I thought. I gently opened the door, and I saw nobody. "Odd..." I thought, scratching my head. I decided to go to bed, because I had work in the morning. I felt cold. So, I threw a blanket onto myself. I saw a shadow.
I heard the doorbell rang.
 
”Am"Am I insane?" I thought.
I was suspicious.
 
”Was it Knife Guy?” I thought.
 
I gently opened the door, and I saw nobody.
 
”Odd…” I thought, scratching my head.
 
I decided to go to bed, because I had work in the morning.
 
I felt cold.
 
So, I threw a blanket onto myself.
 
I saw a shadow.
 
”Am I insane?” I thought.
 
Then, I heard a scream.
 
I quickly ran out of my room. Then, I fell down the stairs. Every stair that I touched was another $5000 in legal fees. I landed on my butt. I got up, and I walked towards that kitchen. I saw my dead mother. She was dead. I cried. I ran up into my room. Then, I saw him. The guy who they call Knife Guy. Frankly, he was a knife with a human mouth and human eyes. "You are never gonna leave." He said. Then, he stabbed me. I woke up in the hospital. Then, I blacked out, never to be heard from ever ever ever ever ever ever again.
I quickly ran out of my room.
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Then, I fell down the stairs.
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Every stair that I touched was another $5000 in legal fees.
 
I landed on my butt.
 
I got up, and I walked towards that kitchen.
 
I saw my dead mother.
 
She was dead.
 
I cried.
 
I ran up into my room.
 
Then, I saw him.
 
The guy who they call Knife Guy.
 
Frankly, he was a knife with a human mouth and human eyes.
 
”You are never gonna leave.” He said.
 
Then, he stabbed me.
 
I woke up in the hospitial.
 
Then, I blacked out, never to be heard from again.