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It all started when we were searching DVDs on the Web. We found one from eBay. It was strange, that there was only a picture of The Three Caballeros on the front cover and there read nothing. Not the name of the movie, not the description, nothing. We bought it anyway, because we loved The Three Caballeros. My favorite was José, Amber’sAmber's favorite Panchito and Andrea’sAndrea's Donald. And the film wasn’twasn't very expensive at all.

The film came to us in less than a week later, and we put it immediately in motion. For some reason Andrea didn’tdidn't keep it as a good idea.

Everything started normally. Caballeros’Caballeros' theme played happily during the opening credits. After them, it was showed Donald, José and Panchito in Peru, driving around the road with the old Ford, because they were, as usual, looking for adventure. After driving a few miles, they passed a sign, which said “Turn"Turn back – I’mI'm serious.”" At least, after hundred “Turn"Turn back”back" signs they started to look suspicious, but they soon came to the idea this was one of the local children’schildren's jokes and continued forward. The screen came black.

In the next scene they had arrived to the village. Their (and our) attention was attracted by the sky at the first. There weren’tweren't the Moon and stars, not even a one cloud. It was totally black. They drove into the village. Everything was completely desolate. The houses were falling apart and the whole village showed no signs of vegetation or any other living things.

Oh the chicken cage of terror, when we were frightened! We saw rotten, jointed corpse of Goofy in the middle of the street, and there was slithering sickly, small worms in the body. And what further Caballeros went, that terrifying visions were. The streets had a bunch of the brutally killed village residents. And when we looked corpses carefully, we noticed they were Disney characters, which didn’tdidn't even exist that time. Gyro Gearloose, Mad Madam Mim, Ariel, Max, Esmeralda, Tiana, Maximus…Maximus... even Lightning McQueen and Baymax’Baymax' parts had flown here and there!

The place gave Caballeros the creeps. They began, as usual, to bicker. They were debating on whose idea was to continue driving towards this creepy village where they’rethey're standing right now. The screen had time to be black just milliseconds, until the scene was changed. They braced themselves and tried to look for the survivals. They had to find a way out. The trio didn’tdidn't notice the shadow looming over them.

It reached its hands towards Panchito. Panchito noticed it and almost shouted, but hands clog quickly in his beak, and pulled him behind the lamppost. Donald and José turned around then they heard something and they saw Panchito wasn’twasn't with them. They quitted the exit and decided to look for their friend.

They walked around the village and there was no sign about Panchito, it was as if he had just disappeared. Donald and José continued searching. But when Donald didn’tdidn't notice, those same hands sought Jose and put the cloth to his peak. There was probably chloroform on the cloth, because José was stunned.

Then came an entirely new scene. We ended up in the kitchen, where Donald was lying unconscious on the floor. He woke up and wondered where you had chosen. He noticed he was chained. Then some woman came and told Donald his task. Oh, poor Andrea. Donald was treaten like a slave. He was scourged with excessive force, he wasn’twasn't given a lot of rest, not even a salary. His wounds were bleeding and there was a lot of blood. Whip attacks were so hard they caused the injuries. Andrea wanted to get up and leave, but she couldn’tcouldn't. None of us could. It was as if we had been glued to the couch with superglue.

Thought, there was a scene which was worse than this. We arrived at the fade in a room with barred window and a door. Panchito woke up and wondered where he was. He tried to get up, but couldn’tcouldn't get up. He noticed his hands and feet were chained to a bed side handcuffed and that he had no weapons. Two squat-looking men entranced. They joked that they had gotten a new “friend"friend.”" Panchito nervously tried to joke with them, asking what did they mean with that. They laughed and pointed female skeleton, which was lying in the corner. Then Panchito paled.

Oh, my God! Did they really rapeviolate Panchito?! Amber’sAmber's eyes were dilated with terror, when she looked at the two men doing unspeakable things to her favorite character. They touched him roughly. Panchito was crying in terror and fear. He felt how one of them pushed penis inside him, and it was painful. He actually was wailing in pain. It ended when other of them forced him to make blowjobs. He couldn’tcouldn't defend himself, the fear had paralyzed him. Amber cried when blood and sperm combination flowed on sheets like water from felled glass.

But even this wasn’twasn't the most horrible scene of the movie, and it soon became. The place was apparently somewhere in the catacombs. Or so it seemed. The walls were brick and there was no window. Only the door and lanterns. And there was José chained to the wall. He, too, woke up and looked around. He saw before him a woman and two men. They smiled and laughed ominously in finding a wall hanging José. He had a bad feeling that something terrible would happen to him. And he was right, because they revealed dissection tools.

No, no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! This was just too awful! They began to dissect Jose! They didn’tdidn't dumb or anesthetize him, not even waiting for him to die, but they did it while he was still alive! They frankly, tortured him! They nailed him to the shoulders onto the wall, skinned him, opened his belly open and began to play with his internal organs. Hyperrealistic blood flew all over the walls and floors, so that the whole place almost swam in the blood. I was upset and angry at the same time. What José has supposedly done for them to earn this?

But then my poker face betrayed when the woman pushed the knife close to José’sJosé's open mouth. I sreamed and started to look for the remote control, but it wasn’twasn't found. Then I started to scream even more at the sight of his tongue on the floor. I ran like a headless chicken. Where the remote control was?! It was no were!

Then all three of us are looking for the remote control in a panic, because now all three were shown their suffering rapid in flashes. Blood, sweat, and tears, and a hint of pain. Their appearance changed from moment to moment. It seemed clear that they were there for several days, or even weeks. Donald was lean like a skeleton, Panchito didn’tdidn't look prosperous, and José hadn’thadn't longer even toes and fingers. They suffer until their last breath. This horror ended when a one man held José´s beating heart in his hands. Events were shown on the point of view of José who was exhausted from blood loss. His eyes were closed very slowly. All became fuzzy, and then black.

The last scene of the movie: Caballeros had died. Each of them was shown two minutes. Donald was slumped dams and boilers on, the cause of death: overexertion. Panchito was lying motionless and naked on the bed, cause of death: AIDS. José again hung on the wall like a bear coat, cause of death: blood loss. And then came “The"The End."We thought we had gone from that horror, but the movie started again from the beginning. Was enough for us! We took our hands on baseball bats, or what came to meet, and we started beat TV, a DVD player and a set-top box with all our powers. The work was done. There was nothing left from equipment than metal lumps.

We didn’tdidn't get sleep for several days. We saw nightmares every night, and when we told them to each other to our amazement, we had seen dreams exactly the same things. We didn’tdidn't last longer sleepless nights. We made a mass suicide by rushing with our heads towards the wall, without any protection. We got so bad brain damages that we died. And now we got to know that the remote control was all the time in front of our noses: on the coffee table.