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I'm a total Krave fan much like everyone else, I like the new flavours, but I don't mind eating the plain milk chocolate. I don't think I've ever eaten mouldy or rotten cereals before, though I don't think I want to eat any after the experience I had...
 
It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was eating Krave Hazelnut (I liked how you get the nutty taste) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the cereal guy had arrived and put something on my front porch as usual and left. I stopped eating to go see what I got in this new package... The only thing in the package was a redpurple box and a note. I took it inside.
 
I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend XxX_AwesomeProCoDPlayerDidUrMom_XxX (Let's just call him that), whom I hadn't seen in person for two weeks. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if XxX_AwesomeProCoDPlayerDidUrMom_XxX was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.
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This is what he wrote...
 
<blockquote>
''"Kravey,''
 
''I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this box somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, it’sit's after me, and if you don't destroy this box, it'll come after you too, it's too mouldy for me....''
 
''Please Krave, destroy this god-forsaken box before it comes after you too, it's too late for me.''
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''XxX_AwesomeProCoDPlayerDidUrMom_XxX"''
</blockquote>
 
Well, that was certainly weird. Even though XxX_AwesomeProCoDPlayerDidUrMom_XxX IS my best friend and I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, I didn't do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple cereal box would do anything bad to him, after all it's just cereal right? Boy, was I wrong about that...
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... Was a Krave box, milk chocolate and all.
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