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Okay, I have a theory about Larry David, but before I go on, I have to warn you. This theory may very well change how you perceive Larry David. No, it will definitely do that. It may also very well impact your outlook on life and reality at large. So please, keep an open mind and do not, I warn you, do not take this in in one sitting. Only one man has been known to have done that and man has since become a pariah who resides in the alps, a pet monkey named A.J. being his only companion. This theory will most likely be rejected by the Larry David community outright, so please hear me out before sending your hate-mail. Have you ever noticed, that, compared to other, regular human beings, Larry David has
Why do you think it is, that Jason Alexander, a man who played one of the most recognizable characters in the history of media, excluding pornography, was unable to land a role in another show that was on air for longer than a couple of months? What could be the reason for that, you may ask yourselves, scratching your heads like Coco the monkey. I tell you why that is – it's an inside job. Jason Alexander was never intended to get another gig because Larry just wanted to get rid of his puppet after Seinfeld ended and he had no more use for it. According to my theory, and for the record, I have it on good authority, Jason Alexander never actually existed. He was just a decoy for the things that were actually going on behind the scenes. Those of you who are completely flummoxed by what I just said, let me elaborate. Jason Alexander is just a character that Larry David portrayed. Jason Alexander is just a subterfuge for Larry David to do the deranged things he does, and to showcase his true self to the whole world without being castigated for it or suffering any of the consequences.
In the earlier episodes of Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry always got really upset whenever somebody mentioned the character of George Costanza; While Larry David thought George was a funny, quirky guy, just like Larry saw himself, other people always called George an idiot, making Larry's blood boil, but he was unable to directly address this because it would have thrown his façade out of the window. And here's another tidbit: All the events in both Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm were things that actually happened in the life of Larry David, without exception. Why do you think it is that George Costanza, a.k.a. Jason Alexander, a.k.a. actually Larry David's true self dated a female Jerry Seinfeld in the Season 9 episode
We are sinking deeper and deeper into this boiling cauldron. If you have listened up to this point, you are way beyond the point of no return. The more you struggle, the deeper you sink. But to make all of this more bearable, I'm taking you for a ride. Come on, my friends, let's advance valiantly and intrepidly. We mustn't allow the disinformation campaign, orchestrated by the Zionist mass-media to distort the truth to the point where it is unrecognizable for an ordinary man. We will vanquish those who aim to deceive and mentally
Going back to the man who became a recluse after finding out about all of this, as it turns out, his pet monkey, in actuality, is not in fact called A.J. but A.V.–Arthur Vandelay. Anybody familiar with the show should have probably proverbially, or if you are easily scared like me, literally leaped out of their seats right now. Yes, we are indeed talking about Art Vandelay, the infamous importer SLASH exporter and alter ego of the George character. And here's where I'm going to blow your mind right now: Why do you think it is that there is a
If you take away nothing else from this story, just remember this: Somewhere out there a Jewish guy got away with murder and deceiving the whole world. And whenever you think you are safe, he might just be out there to murder you for his selfish needs. Be aware and proceed with caution.
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