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[[File:Placeholder|video|right|300px]] [[File:Placeholder|right|300px]]One day in the trailer park, Larry the cable guy was loaded with booze. He drinks at around 7 in the morning, which doesn't seem normal, but he isn't normal anyways. He soon passed out▼
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He woke up with a hangover and drank some more moonshine. He was boozed up yet again. He soon let the alcohol control his mind. He decided to have sex with his goat.
But he
But then his cousin Jebidiah and uncle Cletis needed to go buy some moonshine at the local store. They started up the car, ignoring Larry. Larry's dick was shot by the exhaust and it melted off.
Larry woke up in the hospital with Cletis and Jebidiah standing near him. They only gave a shit about the truck. Larry pulled off the sheet and saw a stump. Then he died of blood loss
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