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In every major city in the world there is an old abandoned warehouse that is home to the local League of Creepypasta Supervillains. This league varies depending on the location, but today we going to focus on a very special league that makes its home in Burlington, Vermont. This supervillain group is composed of some of the very well-known villains on the internet including Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, Jane The Killer, Black Eyes Kids, and the organization leader, Ben (Drowned).
Today we join our antiheroes as they attend the annual League evaluation. You see, to stay in the LOCS, each member has to prove that they are scary enough to be part of the organization. If they
As the head of the Burlington League, Ben (Drowned) is issuing all of the tests on this fine Halloween Eve. And so another year of evaluations is set to take place.
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Ben (Drowned) Looked over his recruits with an obvious look of distain. He always hated evaluation day because his group of supervillains always barely made the cut. He shook his head as he paced back and forth in front of them.
"Well
All of the members said, "Sir, yes sir!" in unison except for Slendy who held up a sign that said the same thing as he
There were many BEKs in the world as they were the unfulfilled souls of children and teenager so naturally each organization had a few. In this particular branch there were four: Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde each named after the Pac Man ghosts by headquarters as they had long forgotten their original names. Ben (Drowned) felt this was a mockery of his organization by headquarters as his branch held the bottom of the barrel supervillains. But since it was an order from above, there
At the moment Ben (Drowned) was thinking of renegotiating his contract with Headquarters the BEKS stepped forward, each staring at him with their soulless black eyes. Ben (Drowned) was unfazed. Their eyes might have been soulless but the way they were placed on the children made them look more like oversized Precious Moments dolls than anything else. He tapped his fingers against the clipboard and gave each one a glance up and down.
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"You BEKS are as lame as ever I see," he began, noting that they had updated their clothing to reflect the latest trends among adolescents, preteens, and teens.
"But I
At this he got in the face of each one and yelled, "What the heck is with those cute eyes, huh? You are supposed to be terrors of the night, not some anime Chibi rejects!"
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Ben (Drowned) grunted.
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Inky, a BEK with long black hair and a blue baseball cap gave a salute and stepped forward.
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Inky nervously shuffled in place.
"Eh…Yes sir. Well last Tuesday I think I really scared this kid who was at the supermarket with his mom. But then I felt kind of bad so I invited him over to my place to play a game of hide and seek with the other BEKS. His mom was kind of getting worried though so I brought him back without his memories and put him somewhere the mom could find him. But you could tell she was really worried when he was gone. I must have given her the scare of the century! I did good this time boss,
"That has to be THE LAMEST excuse for a ghost story I have heard since…well the last time you gave me a report. Get back in formation before I get angry."
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Ben (Drowned) let out a heavy sigh and called the next recruit forward.
"Blinky,
The BEK wearing a red baseball cap with short, wavy black hair stepped forward.
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"Yes sir! I think you will be pleased with my report. A few weeks ago I morphed my body into the shape of a professor and taught a class about parasites! You should have seen how scared the students were when they left. Even I was a bit grossed out by the topic. I think this is my best scare yet!"
Ben (Drowned) glared at the recruit for a few moments in silence, letting his disapproval of
Then he barked, "I am not sure how you managed to beat the complete and utter lack terror present in the last story, but somehow you did. In fact that story was so bad, that I am almost inclined to say it is good out of sheer irony. Now get back in the lineup and reflect on being a better ghost will you?"
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Ben (Drowned) sat looking at the next name on the list for a few moments before continuing on. He considered not calling her name at all as he was certain she had nothing valuable to report but he knew that would be against the rules of headquarter so he called her forward anyway.
"Pinky, get out here and tell me about your progress. I say progress because I know for a fact you
Pinky, a BEK with shoulder length black hair parted into two braids which sat on each side of her face and wearing a pink baseball cap stepped forward.
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Pinky grinned.
"A few days ago, I went to the arcade and played DDR with a group of teenagers. It was so much fun! I managed to hide my eyes pretty good too. One guy even said I was pretty. I might have a boyfriend! Of course he will need to get over the whole me being a ghost thing. But anything is possible with true love,
Ben (Drowned) let out a heavy sigh.
"I would tell you to stop dating the people you are supposed to scare, but
Pinky said, "Okay!" And then giggled as she skipped back into formation.
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The BEK in question, who had short spiky black hair and wore an orange baseball cap, stepped forward.
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Ben (Drowned) remained expressionless.
"Oh how the word
Clyde gave a sideways grin.
"This one is a killer. You see, a few weeks ago, I made myself look like an obese plumber and I stormed into the
Ben (Drowned) had to physically keep himself from tossing the clipboard on the floor in front of him and storming away from the group of rejects in defeat.
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After taking a few deep healing breaths he thought long and hard about what he was going to tell the BEKs.
Then he leaned in close to each one and shouted, "Somehow each of you has managed to get the lowest scare rankings in the history of our organization. The ONLY reason this surprises me is because I really
Pinky giggled and twirled the end of one of her braids around her fingers.
"Oh, I know. We recruited more members.
Ben (Drowned) nodded.
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Ben (Drowned) mumbled some words under his breath and then pointed at Inky.
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"Yes sir!" Said Inky, happy to receive her orders from the boss.
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Ben (Drowned) put a checkmark next to his name and then pointed to Pinky.
"And as for you…I
Pinky let out an exasperated sigh.
"Fine.
Ben (Drowned) put a mark next to
"Last but certainly not least, is you. Out of this entire group of BEK idiots you have the most potential. But your approach is always wrong. Let me just inform you, that walking into the
"No sir!
Ben (Drowned) checked his notes to make sure they would meet the
"Although I would like to believe that you idiots will follow my advice, I have my doubts. Now I will move onto the next evaluation before my headache gets any worse."
He looked at the next name on the list and then said, "Jeff The Killer, please step forward and tell me your best scare of the year. Hurry up. I
Jeff stepped forward and stared at Ben (Drowned) with his yellow, lidless eyes.
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Ben (Drowned) took a good look at Jeff from top to bottom and then rubbed his forehead with his thumb and index finger. His headache was getting worse by the second and he still had a long way to go.
"I have told you this multiple times, Jeff. Stop wearing clown makeup. And stop making your body appear white to add to the effect. If you look like a clown, you character will be too similar to the joker and the organization
Jeff stuck out his lower lip in a pouting motion.
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Ben (Drowned) promptly smacked Jeff over the head with his clipboard.
"And
Jeff shrugged and snapped his fingers. No sooner had he done so, all of the clown pain melted away. However, the white ghostly complexion still remained. Ben (Drowned) tapped his foot impatiently.
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Jeff let out a sigh and snapped his fingers again. His skin turned into a pale blue color with darkened edges.
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Ben (Drowned) huffed.
"Yes, well
Jeff rubbed his hands together as if he was plotting something wicked and then said, "Three months ago I snuck into a
Ben (Drowned)
"So you mean to tell me that your biggest accomplishment this year is helping to push an already mentally disturbed person off the deep end? Oh but it
Jeff cocked his head to one side.
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He muttered, "Hmm…I thought it was a good one for sure," before floating back to his space in line next to the other organization members.
Ben (Drowned) stared Jeff down and roared, "You barely passed this
Jeff brought his head up from its sideways pose and gave a lazy salute.
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"Whatever you say Benny."
Ben (Drowned) Smacked Jeff with his clipboard again and then checked
"I told you not to call me that. Anyway, off to the next member.
Jeff glanced at the next name and turned pale. It was the first time since the meeting started that he genuinely felt intimidated. He tried not to let his discomfort show as he called the next name.
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Jane slinked forward from the lineup of organization members, giggling insanely as she went.
"I like it when
Ben (Drowned) cleared his throat.
"Well, you
Jane giggled some more and then said, "Before I came to the meeting, I set all of your houses on fire. I liked watching them slowly burn to ash one by one. I felt that it went well with that old
Ben (Drowned) remained silent as he immediately took out his cellphone to dial in a 5-8 emergency. Two men in suits showed up in front of him a few minutes later and waited for further instruction.
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Ben (Drowned) impatiently tapped his fingers against the main face of his clipboard.
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Jane gave a creepy smile and said, "I recruited a new member a few days ago. She is my new special friend. According to organization rules, that means I get an automatic pass. Here she is!"
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Ben (Drowned) shook his head.
"I
Jane giggled.
"Oh I
The thought of Annabell and Jane causing trouble together sent a chill up
"Slenderman, it is your turn."
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Ben (Drowned) let out a heavy sigh.
"Well headquarters
Upon mentioning fashion, the BEKs all giggled in the line.
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"Anyways," Ben (Drowned) continued, "Get on with telling me about your best scare of the year so we can end this meeting and all go home. Well that is provided the organization cleanup team has fixed the company houses by then."
He shot Jane a look after saying that, who simply chuckled and started to brush
Slendy nodded and held up various signs which together spelled out his story.
All together the signs read, "You are going to love my story. Four months ago, I snuck into the theater four times and watched all the latest releases for free. Last week I double parked my bike on the way back from giving candy to children at the park. On many different occasions I jay walked right in front of the cops. Of course they
Slendy paused for dramatic effect and then held up some other signs that read, "
Ben (Drowned) pinched the bridge of his nose, deep in thought about what he should say next. His headache was almost reaching a nuclear level at this point. After taking a few calming breaths, he walked up to Slenderman and shouted, "You are a creepypasta mascot like Jeff. Your job
Slenderman held up a sign that said, "K den," and floated back into line next to his other teammates.
Ben (Drowned) towered over Slendy and barked, "The next time you are at the theater, scare the people watching the movies while you are there! While you are double parking your bike or jaywalking scare any police officer you come across! When you are at the park, strike terror into the hearts of children; DO NOT GIVE THEM CANDY. While you are working at your office job, take some time to intimidate your office mates. It
Slenderman nodded furiously and held up a sign that said, "
Ben (Drowned) rubbed his temples and put a check next to
Slendy held up a sign that said, "Sir, yes sir!"
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Ben (Drowned) took out some headache suppressant medication he kept in his pocket and downed a few pills before continuing on.
Once he started the pills to take effect he said, "Your evaluations are over. You are free to take the rest of the day off or oh, I
Ben (Drowned)
"It looks like all of the company houses have been rebuilt. You are now also free to return home if you like. So all that being said, this seventh annual evaluation meeting of the League of Creepy Supervillains is officially closed."
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