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Ben (Drowned) grunted.
"That's more like it. Now, each one of you will give me a report of your best scare of the year. I will start
Inky, a BEK with long black hair and a blue baseball cap gave a salute and stepped forward.
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Inky nervously shuffled in place.
"
Inky's look of enthusiasm was met with a deadpan expression from Ben (Drowned).
"That has to be THE LAMEST excuse for a ghost story I have heard
Inky gave a quick salute and scrambled back to the lineup.
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Ben (Drowned) let out a heavy sigh.
"I would tell you to stop dating the people you are supposed to scare, but I've given up on trying to teach you any kind of common sense. It's not worth the effort.
Pinky said, "Okay!" And then giggled as she skipped back into formation.
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Ben (Drowned) remained expressionless.
"Oh how the word
Clyde gave a sideways grin.
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Ben (Drowned) nodded.
"
"Sir, yes sir!" They said in unison, eager to receive their evaluations.
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Ben (Drowned) put a checkmark next to his name and then pointed to Pinky.
"And as for
Pinky let out an exasperated sigh.
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Jeff cocked his head to one side.
He muttered, "
Ben (Drowned) stared Jeff down and roared, "You barely passed this year's evaluation on account of the fact that your approach was creative. But like usual, your execution was WAY OFF. You are a mascot pasta. Your job is to scare your victims; not drive them to the loony bin. And you certainly don't entertain them for laughs. Do you understand?"
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Ben (Drowned) Smacked Jeff with his clipboard again and then checked Jeff's name off of the list.
"I told you not to call me that. Anyway, off to the next member. Let's see
Jeff glanced at the next name and turned pale. It was the first time since the meeting started that he genuinely felt intimidated. He tried not to let his discomfort show as he called the next name.
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Ben (Drowned) shook his head.
"I don't even want to know how you managed to get your hands on
Jane giggled.
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Slendy nodded and held up various signs which together spelled out his story.
All together the signs read, "You are going to love my story. Four months ago, I snuck into the theater four times and watched all the latest releases for free. Last week I double parked my bike on the way back from giving candy to children at the park. On many different occasions I jay walked right in front of the cops. Of course they couldn't see me as I was in invisible at the time, but I still did it. I
Slendy paused for dramatic effect and then held up some other signs that read, "Didn't show up for work! You know because I took that office job as a hobby. Isn't my social disobedience scary?"
Ben (Drowned) pinched the bridge of his nose, deep in thought about what he should say next. His headache was almost reaching a nuclear level at this point. After taking a few calming breaths, he walked up to Slenderman and shouted, "You are a creepypasta mascot like Jeff. Your job isn't to be a rebel on your days off. It is to scare people. I don't care how you do
Slenderman held up a sign that said, "K den," and floated back into line next to his other teammates.
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Ben (Drowned) watched them all leave, the headache starting to fade if only a little bit. The only highlight of that entire ordeal was that the organization had gained a somewhat credible member in Annabell. He would call her into the office and take care of her paperwork later.
For now he just wanted to forget everything that had just taken place. He returned to his company home, popped in the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and used it to connect with another Zelda player somewhere in the world. As the player made their way to the Happy Mask Salesman, Ben popped up behind him in his ghost form and said, "help me.
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