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Ben (Drowned) Looked over his recruits with an obvious look of distain. He always hated evaluation day because his group of supervillains always barely made the cut. He shook his head as he paced back and forth in front of them.
All of the members said,
There were many BEKs in the world as they were the unfulfilled souls of children and teenager so naturally each organization had a few. In this particular branch there were four: Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde each named after the Pac Man ghosts by headquarters as they had long forgotten their original names. Ben (Drowned) felt this was a mockery of his organization by headquarters as his branch held the bottom of the barrel supervillains. But since it was an order from above, there wasn’t much he could do about it. This added to his annoyance over his position in the organization. He was part of the Zelda franchise for God’s sake. Couldn’t they cut him some slack?
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At the moment Ben (Drowned) was thinking of renegotiating his contract with Headquarters the BEKS stepped forward, each staring at him with their soulless black eyes. Ben (Drowned) was unfazed. Their eyes might have been soulless but the way they were placed on the children made them look more like oversized Precious Moments dolls than anything else. He tapped his fingers against the clipboard and gave each one a glance up and down.
At this he got in the face of each one and yelled,
The BEKS immediately changed their eyes to something more fitting their description and then they each said in unison,
Ben (Drowned) grunted.
Inky, a BEK with long black hair and a blue baseball cap gave a salute and stepped forward.
Ben (Drowned) rubbed his temples, mentally preparing himself for what he was about to hear.
Inky nervously shuffled in place.
Inky’s look of enthusiasm was met with a deadpan expression from Ben (Drowned).
Inky gave a quick salute and scrambled back to the lineup.
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Ben (Drowned) let out a heavy sigh and called the next recruit forward.
The BEK wearing a red baseball cap with short, wavy black hair stepped forward.
Ben (Drowned) glared at the recruit for a few moments in silence, letting his disapproval of Blinky’s antics sink in.
Then he barked,
Blinky nodded furiously and then got back in formation.
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Ben (Drowned) sat looking at the next name on the list for a few moments before continuing on. He considered not calling her name at all as he was certain she had nothing valuable to report but he knew that would be against the rules of headquarter so he called her forward anyway.
Pinky, a BEK with shoulder length black hair parted into two braids which sat on each side of her face and wearing a pink baseball cap stepped forward.
Ben (Drowned) rolled his eyes.
Pinky grinned.
Ben (Drowned) let out a heavy sigh.
Pinky said,
Ben (Drowned) look down at his clipboard trying to ignore the pinching sensation beginning to form at the sides of his temples which he feared might be another stress induced headache coming on.
The BEK in question, who had short spiky black hair and wore an orange baseball cap, stepped forward.
Ben (Drowned) remained expressionless.
Clyde gave a sideways grin.
Ben (Drowned) had to physically keep himself from tossing the clipboard on the floor in front of him and storming away from the group of rejects in defeat.
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After taking a few deep healing breaths he thought long and hard about what he was going to tell the BEKs.
Then he leaned in close to each one and shouted,
Pinky giggled and twirled the end of one of her braids around her fingers.
Ben (Drowned) nodded.
Ben (Drowned) mumbled some words under his breath and then pointed at Inky.
Ben (Drowned) put a checkmark next to her name and then pointed at Blinky.
Blinky gave an earnest salute.
Ben (Drowned) put a checkmark next to his name and then pointed to Pinky.
Pinky let out an exasperated sigh.
Ben (Drowned) put a mark next to Pinky’s name and then pointed to Clyde.
Ben (Drowned) checked his notes to make sure they would meet the organization’s approval and then turned back to face the members of his branch with a large frown on his face.
He looked at the next name on the list and then said,
Jeff stepped forward and stared at Ben (Drowned) with his yellow, lidless eyes.
Ben (Drowned) took a good look at Jeff from top to bottom and then rubbed his forehead with his thumb and index finger. His headache was getting worse by the second and he still had a long way to go.
Jeff stuck out his lower lip in a pouting motion.
Ben (Drowned) promptly smacked Jeff over the head with his clipboard.
Jeff shrugged and snapped his fingers. No sooner had he done so, all of the clown pain melted away. However, the white ghostly complexion still remained. Ben (Drowned) tapped his foot impatiently.
Jeff let out a sigh and snapped his fingers again. His skin turned into a pale blue color with darkened edges.
Ben (Drowned) shot Jeff a look.
Jeff laughed manically and then said,
Ben (Drowned) huffed.
Jeff rubbed his hands together as if he was plotting something wicked and then said,
Ben (Drowned)’s expression remained unchanged.
Jeff cocked his head to one side.
He muttered,
Ben (Drowned) stared Jeff down and roared,
Jeff brought his head up from its sideways pose and gave a lazy salute.
Ben (Drowned) Smacked Jeff with his clipboard again and then checked Jeff’s name off of the list.
Jeff glanced at the next name and turned pale. It was the first time since the meeting started that he genuinely felt intimidated. He tried not to let his discomfort show as he called the next name.
Jane slinked forward from the lineup of organization members, giggling insanely as she went.
Ben (Drowned) cleared his throat.
Jane giggled some more and then said,
Ben (Drowned) remained silent as he immediately took out his cellphone to dial in a 5-8 emergency. Two men in suits showed up in front of him a few minutes later and waited for further instruction.
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Ben pointed toward where the company houses were located with a grim look on his face.
The two men saluted and ran off to gather more men to complete the task. With the immediate problem solved, Ben (Drowned) instructed Jane to get back in line and await her evaluation. Jane complied, laughing insanely as she went.
Ben (Drowned) shot Jane a look and yelled,
Jane was silent for a few minutes, enjoying the extreme fear she had driven into the hearts of her fellow teammates.
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Ben (Drowned) impatiently tapped his fingers against the main face of his clipboard.
Jane gave a creepy smile and said,
Jane held up the famous haunted Ragedy Anne doll Annabell. Annabell gave a salute with one of her patchwork arms.
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Ben (Drowned) shook his head.
Jane giggled.
The thought of Annabell and Jane causing trouble together sent a chill up Ben’s spine. He shook off the feeling as he placed a check next to Jane’s name and moved on to evaluate the last member on the list.
Slenderman came floating forward from the lineup, his back tentacles moving in all directions as he went.
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Ben (Drowned) gave him a look up and down and rolled his eyes.
Slendy held up a sign that read,
Ben (Drowned) let out a heavy sigh.
Upon mentioning fashion, the BEKs all giggled in the line.
He shot Jane a look after saying that, who simply chuckled and started to brush Annabell’s hair.
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Slendy nodded and held up various signs which together spelled out his story.
All together the signs read,
Slendy paused for dramatic effect and then held up some other signs that read,
Ben (Drowned) pinched the bridge of his nose, deep in thought about what he should say next. His headache was almost reaching a nuclear level at this point. After taking a few calming breaths, he walked up to Slenderman and shouted,
Slenderman held up a sign that said,
Ben (Drowned) towered over Slendy and barked,
Slenderman nodded furiously and held up a sign that said,
Ben (Drowned) rubbed his temples and put a check next to Slenderman’s name before continuing on.
Slendy held up a sign that said,
Ben (Drowned) took out some headache suppressant medication he kept in his pocket and downed a few pills before continuing on.
Once he started the pills to take effect he said,
Ben (Drowned)’s cell phone vibrated. He answered the call, made some confirmation noises, and then flipped it close, ending the call before turning to face the recruits again.
The organization members all gave a final salute and then wandered off to either take the rest of the day off, head home, or work on their various scaring techniques.
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Ben (Drowned) watched them all leave, the headache starting to fade if only a little bit. The only highlight of that entire ordeal was that the organization had gained a somewhat credible member in Annabell. He would call her into the office and take care of her paperwork later.
For now he just wanted to forget everything that had just taken place. He returned to his company home, popped in the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and used it to connect with another Zelda player somewhere in the world. As the player made their way to the Happy Mask Salesman, Ben popped up behind him in his ghost form and said,
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