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[[File:O'reilly derp.png|thumb|300px|right|This will be your face when you find out what the secret is!]]Wanna hear something that was never meant to be told? Well where do I begin........ maybe at the start. &nbsp
 
It was a cold, winter day and I was very bored, so I decieded to play my old NES system. I pulled out this dusty ancestor of a game console, lifted the lid open, and popedpopped in the classic Mario brothers game. However, when I turnned on the game, I saw the most magnificent sight to ever be seen by anyone who ever existed......
 
'''OH MAYI FEEFGING GOD A GIANTIC WEINER OF PALLOGAH DESTRIED TO EAT A HUGE HEAVY WEAPANS GHAY SO MUCH THAT MY EYES BALL FELL AOUT OF MY TOES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPEND WITH THE GERMONS AND THE RUSSHANS IN THE BATTEL OF THE WARR OF the FRECHN AND IDIAN WAR. THEN '''A HUGE WHATTER BALON WELLLLLLLLL WANTED TOPLOY A HUGE RACECAR THAT RAN OVER MY HUGE BALLSACH THAT WAS ACTUALLY A SOCKET OF AL-BASHIR AL ASAD (WHO FIRST APPERAED IN '''''YOUKAI DOCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKI ''''' WHIC H IS A GAME RELEASED IN '''1977 BY ACTIvison''')
It was a cold, winter day and I was very bored, so I decieded to play my old NES system. I pulled out this dusty ancestor of a game console, lifted the lid open, and poped in the classic Mario brothers game. However, when I turnned on the game, I saw the most magnificent sight to ever be seen by anyone who ever existed......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
'''OH MAYI FEEFGING GOD A GIANTIC WEINER OF PALLOGAH DESTRIED TO EAT A HUGE HEAVY WEAPANS GHAY SO MUCH THAT MY EYES BALL FELL AOUT OF MY TOES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPEND WITH THE GERMONS AND THE RUSSHANS IN THE BATTEL OF THE WARR OF the FRECHN AND IDIAN WAR. THEN '''A HUGE WHATTER BALON WELLLLLLLLL WANTED TOPLOY A HUGE RACECAR THAT RAN OVER MY HUGE BALLSACH THAT WAS ACTUALLY A SOCKET OF AL-BASHIR AL ASAD (WHO FIRST APPERAED IN '''''YOUKAI DOCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKI '''''WHIC H IS A GAME RELEASED IN '''1977 BY ACTIvison''')
 
After that '''A''''''''' '''SCARY '''werewolf '''WANTED''' to eat the flesh off my botty''' AND THEN A''' tiny camel pulled '''A TITANIC '''out of my hair '''ON MY '''teeth. '''I WAS SO SCARRED THAT''' i peed my toys and drank my pee. '''NOW '''Iam dead manz.''
 
 
After that '''A''''''''' '''SCARY ''' werewolf '''WANTED''' to eat the flesh off my botty ''' AND THEN A''' tiny camel pulled '''A TITANIC ''' out of my hair '''ON MY ''' teeth. '''I WAS SO SCARRED THAT''' iI peed my toys and drank my pee. '''NOW '''Iam I am dead manz.''
 
So what was that secret I told you about? Well actually I don't have a NES and I have a pet frog.
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