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{{Note|'''NOTE:''' This fanfic is brought to you by the author of "Sneaky Agent" and has just as many unfortunate implications. At this point, we're sure the author was trolling us but even if that were the case, this fanfic is still terrible all around. It's also a prequel to "Sneaky Agent" and a sequel to "Anita's Birthday Gift." You have been warned.
== The Story ==
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After finally getting some sleep Anita woke up. Victor was already awake getting ready for work. Anita started to feel a little bit sick.
With in a few hours she felt better. Nothing much changed at the U.Z.Z. base. Changed Daily's Name was still Changed Daily. Changed Daily said "T.H.E.M. is definitely up to something because we have not heard from T.H.E.M. for a whole week" "this is a breech in security" and, "you all know that I take security very seriously", "and that is why my name is changed daily" today you may call
Victor looked at Anita and said "why don't you go on home I'll handle this" so she went home. Victor did a great job gathering a lot of information on the evil plans of T.H.E.M. He gave the information to U.Z.Z. before he went home. He got there Anita was still feeling sick. About a half hour later she was in the bathroom throwing up. Victor got up and said "I'm going to go get you some medicine" "is there anything you would like for me to pick up for you?" "Now that you mentioned it" began Anita can you pick me up some fish and pickle lasagna" Victor stopped for a second. "How did you just go from sick to hungry for something bizarre so fast?" "Never mind I'll just get you a jar of pickles, some lasagna, and a smoked fish" As Victor was walking to the store he began to think "could she
victor returned from the store with all of the things he said he would get. Anita ate and felt alright. That night she had the same nightmare the car "Victor" and then realizing it was just a dream. That morning Anita felt sick again. The same thing that had happened the day before happened again. Except this time she wanted fried cucumber hotdogs. That night the same thing happened again the nightmare, then in the morning the sickness. This time she decided to go to the doctor.
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Victor explained everything to Peggy The Pretty Purple Princess about Anita getting a weird sickness and having to take the day off to go to the doctor.
The doctor ran some tests and said "your absolutely fine except for one thing you
When Anita got home she got a hold of Victor on his communicator and said "I need you to come home" "what happened, is everything alright" said Victor "I think so" replied Anita "I just need for you to come home"
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Victor paused completely for five minutes straight.
About two more minutes later he finally got up the courage to speak. "
About a minute later victor finally got up and said "I'm going to be a father" "We got a lot to think about" said Anita. "we sure do" said Victor. Victor and Anita called Mrs. Mildred Volt and told her that Anita is going to have a baby. Mrs. Mildred Volt began to cry tears of happiness. "you mean I'm going to be a grandmother" "You are mom you are" replied Victor. They talked on the phone for three hours. The next thing Victor and Anita did was call Anita's Parents. Anita got on the phone and said "Mom is dad with you?" "Yes why?" replied Mrs. Knight "Because I have something important I need to tell you" What is it, are you sick?, are you hurt? Is your marriage alright" said Mrs. Knight." "I'm fine" said Anita "I just wanted to let you know that" she paused and began to speak again "I'm pregnant" "you
"Our phone bill is going to high next month" said Victor "It is" said Anita "but it was worth it because we needed to tell them they have a grandchild on the way" said Anita.
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"I'm not sure" replied Anita 'I really didn't think about that" said Anita. "Either did I" said Victor.
The next day at work. Victor and Anita went into the briefing room at the U.Z.Z. base and asked if they can make an announcement. Changed daily said "Yes" "Thanks Uh what's your
"Follow me" said Totty Totty The Little Training Potty. He led them into the viewing theatre. An announcement came over the intercom loudspeakers "everybody please report to the viewing theatre for an announcement" "again everybody please report to the viewing theatre for announcement". in no more than ten minutes everybody was in the viewing theatre. "Victor and Anita have an important announcement to make" said Totty Totty The Little Training Potty.
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"If our baby is a boy" began Anita "we will name him.. After.. you" "I like that" said Victor "If our baby is a boy his name will be Victor Thomas Jefferson Volt Jr."
"But if our baby is a girl" began Victor we should name
"Her name would be" began Anita "Vanessa Alexandra Volt" "Vanessa Alexandra Volt it's perfect, I love it" said Victor. Victor and Anita wanted to go to the store to start buying baby clothes but they didn't know whether to by boys or girls clothes so they talked. "maybe we should wait until the day of the first sonogram" began Anita. "Yeah said" Victor "at least then the doctor will be able to tell us whether were going having a boy or if going to have a girl". "Then" began Anita "we will know if we should buy boys clothes or if we should buy girls clothes. So they decided to wait until the first sonogram appointment. A couple of months had went by and it was finally the day of the first sonogram appointment. "its time to go to the hospital for the ultrasound" said victor. "I'm almost ready" said Anita who was beginning to show.
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"is everything Ok" said Anita. "everything is just fine" said Dr. David "except for one thing." "What can that be?" asked Victor. "Your not having a baby" said Dr David Shaw "Your having TWINS"
To Be
=== Chapter 3 ===
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"Are you sure?" asked Anita. "yes I'm sure" began Dr. David Shaw "I can clearly see two babies in the sonogram, not to mention the 10 years I spent training to be able to tell whether or not a person is having twins, or quadruplets, or even octuplets" continued Dr. David Shaw "so there for I am absolutely positively sure that twins you are having twins.
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"Before you go" began Dr. David Shaw, "I expect to see you both here in a month"
"Do you know the gender or genders of the babies yet?" asked Victor. "Not yet" said Dr. David Shaw. "But I will know the next time you come in for a sonogram." "Alright we will be here next month to find out the
"We really have to get used the fact that we are having two babies not one baby" said Victor when he and Anita were on their way out of the hospital. Victor and Anita had a lot to talk about now, and a some people they were going to have to call. Victor called his mom. "How was Anita' sonogram?" asked Mrs. Volt. "It went well" began Victor. "Except for the fact that w are not having A baby." "Your not" asked Mrs. Volt" in a nervous tone.
"No mom we are not having A baby, we are having TWINS" said Victor. "You mean I'm going
Mrs. Volt was speechless as she began to cry tears of happiness. This conversation lasted five hours straight.
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"Yeah it's me again" began Anita "I just wanted to see if you were there but I guess your not so I'll call you back some other time, I love you, bye."
the same thing happened the next day and the day after that. "Where can they be?" said Anita in a worried voice. "I bet they are just fine" said Victor trying to comfort Anita. "I sure hope so" said Anita. It was Monday again and Victor and Anita had to work again. They went into the briefing room where butter bum bum the boo boo keys was about to give orders and get another new name. butter bum bum the boo boo keys cleared his throat and said "right now there is no security breech right now, but you know I take security very seriously, as you know for reasons of security my name is changed daily" today if you need me at all you may call
Victor and Anita both went to see who it was. When Victor opened the door Anita began to smile after she saw it was her parents. "Where were you" asked Anita. "I have been trying to get a hold of you for almost a month" "We were on a cruise" said Mrs. Knight. "A one month cruise, well it was supposed to be one month but we didn't want to wait a day longer to come over here so we left the cruise early" said Mr. Knight.
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"I have to go back next week to go back to the hospital to have a couple of more tests taken" Meanwhile Victor went to his mother's house to talk. "Hey mom" said Victor" "Yes sweetie" said Mrs. Volt "When Anita and I went to the hospital earlier today" began Victor. "The doctor made a hard but great discovery." "What discovery could that be?" asked Mrs. Volt. "Well mom" began victor "Well what?" said Mrs. Volt "The doctor discovered that you might not have two grandchildren." "WHAT" said Mrs. Volt in scared voice"
"Mom" said Victor trying to calm her down. "You might have three" "You mean?" asked Mrs. Volt. "Yes mom" began Victor "Anita and I might be having triplets" Mrs. Volt just could not get herself to say a word. "Triplets" said Mrs. Volt. "Yes mom" began Victor. "Anita and I might be having triplets" Back at Victor and Anita's house Anita was preparing dinner for her, Victor, and her parents. Anita Kept thinking "I can't wait until Victor gets back this way he can help me with this." About a half hour later victor came back. "Where e you" asked Anita in a rather calm voice. "I was at my mother's house" began Victor. "I told my mom everything." "Everything?" asked Anita "Everything" said Victor "Everything as in there is a chance that we might be having triplets" asked Anita. "Yes" said Victor. "I told how we possibly might be having triplets, if you want you can call and ask her" "No, that's ok I believe you" said Anita. Just like that the week went by. Victor and Anita went back to the hospital and just like before were given a number card. "What number did we get this time?" asked Anita. Victor looked at the card. "This time our number
"Yup just like last time" replied Victor. The nurse called "number 1"and took care of number 1. About two minutes later the nurse called "number 2" and took care of number 2. Then finally three minutes later the nurse called "number 3" "That's us said Victor. Just like before they followed the nurse into the into a room. "Dr David Shaw will be in, in about five minutes" said the nurse. "Ok no problem" said Anita. Five minutes later Dr. David Shaw walked into the room. "Ok, Anita are you ready for the next couple tests" asked Dr. David Shaw "I am ready when you are" replied Anita. "Very well" said Dr. David Shaw. Anita followed Dr. David Shaw into another room where he performed the couple of tests that he needed to perform which took a few hours. "I should have the results in a few days" said Dr. David Shaw as he Victor, and Anita walked out of the room. Victor and Anita went back home after that long day at the hospital with Dr. David Shaw. Victor and Anita returned to work. They were in the briefing room waiting for orders when the U.Z.Z. base was under attack by T.H.E.M. Dolly Dolly The Dancing Diaper walked into the room and said "This T.H.E.M. attack on U.Z.Z. is a big breech in security, and as you know I take security very very seriously and for reasons of the tightest tightest security my name is changed daily today if you shall need me for anything you may call me" his communicator beeped "
On their way home from work Victor and Anita were a little aggravated about the whole battle between U.Z.Z. and T.H.E.M. Even though U.Z.Z. won everybody was still in pain from the lasers and covered in pudding and feathers including Victor and Anita. "This was nothing but a very annoying day" said Victor. "And this day just couldn't get any worse" said Anita.
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Victor and Anita were sitting in the living room watching television when their phone rang. Victor put the phone on speaker and said "hello" Dr. David Shaw's voice came on and said "Mr. and Mrs. Knight I need you to come down here as soon as possible because the results came in and I have something really Important that I need to tell you." So victor and Anita ran down to the hospital where they frantically waited for Dr. David Shaw. A few minutes later Dr. David Shaw told Victor and Anita to follow him so they did. He than said "The results are in, and there one hundred percent accurate" "Mr. and Mrs. Volt" said Dr. David Shaw. "Yes" said both Victor and Anita at the same time. "Your not having triplets" said Dr. David Shaw. "We're not" said Anita in a scared voice with a scared look on her face. "We're not" said Victor looking and sounding nervous. "Nope" began Dr. David Shaw" "You are not having triplets You are having QUADRUPLITS."
To Be
=== Chapter 5 ===
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"You mean mine and Victor's babies are going to be born in two and a half months" asked Anita.
"Exactly" said Dr. David Shaw. Victor and Anita got up and began to leave the hospital.
"You two have a really good day" said Dr. David Shaw. "You too" replied Victor and Anita at the same time. "And good luck" said Dr. David Shaw. "Thanks" said Victor. "Thank you" said Anita. As Victor and Anita walked out they were both smiling at the idea of both a boy and a girl.
"Now to tell each of our parents" said Anita. "You know what" began Victor "Instead of telling each of our parents individually why don't we tell them at the same time." "That is a really good idea" said Anita "Lets go pick up your mother and bring to our house since my parents decided to stay the week they should be at our house right now" "If your parents went out for a while" began Victor "We will wait for them to get back before we say anything."
so They went to Mrs. Volt's house. "Hey mom would you like to stay the night at our house" asked Victor. "I would love to" said Mrs. Volt. "My parents are staying the week in the guest room, so you will have to stay in the spare room however when the babies we are going to give them the spare room."
So they brought her to their house. Mr. and Mrs. Knight were watching tv. "We're back" said Anita. Mrs. Volt sat down. "What happened" asked Mrs. Knight. Did you find out their
"She is now going to be on maternity leave, so I am going to write a letter that can be given to her boss so that she wont get fired, but for now on she needs to stat home, however I will still need to check up on her so a nurse will stop by your house every week."
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"I'm going to go make some popcorn" said Victor. Go ahead said Anita who's contractions were getting closer and closer. Anita continued laughing when all of a sudden the couch was covered in water. She knew. Her water had broke.
Anita began to scream "VICTOR, VICTOR." Victor ran in the living room as fast he could and said "what is wrong" Victor saw the water. "Victor" began Anita "it'
To Be Continued...
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=== Chapter 6 ===
"Start breathing, start breathing" said Victor. Victor grabbed the key to his skybike. "We got to get you to the hospital now" said Victor.
Victor using a bit of strength lifted Anita's pregnant body off the couch.
"Do you want to take the ambulance or the skybike" Asked Victor. "The skybike" began Anita "We don't have time to wait for the ambulance." "You are right began Victor we can't wait that long." "Oww Oww" Anita groaned in pain. Victor carried her out to the skybike. "Your.. Oww.. Strong" said Anita not knowing that Victor could carry her after all the weight she gained, she always knew he was stronger than her but she didn't know he was that much stronger.
Victor got on the skybike with Anita in his arms and his key in his mouth. Victor released one of his arms so he could take the key out of his mouth and start up the skybike. Victor started up the skybike and sped out fast holding on to Anita tightly. There was a button the skybike that read hyper drive boost.
Victor had remembered on time when Professor Professor had told him not to touch that button unless there's an emergency to where he needs speed to. Up until now Victor never thought he would need.
"I've got to push it" thought Victor "And I got to push now if I want to get Anita to the hospital in time" so he pushed the button. VRRRRMMMMMM sounded Victor's skybike as he flew out at about 120 miles an hour. Since this was a skybike and in air they didn't have to worry about traffic. Victor squeezed in the brake lever in the front of the skybike as he closed in near the hospital. Still carrying Anita ran into the hospital emergency room and said "Quick she's going into labor."
the nurse got up and ran into another room to grab a wheelchair. Shortly after she came back and shouted "I need some nurses over here now, she is going into labor, now, now, now I need some nurses in here now"
about two minutes later three nurses ran over to Victor and Anita. The nurses wheeled Anita into the delivery room. "Do you want your husband to come in the delivery room or stay out of the delivery room?" asked nurse 1. "I want Victor to come in the delivery room with me" said Anita. "Very well" said nurse 2. "this baby is coming soon" said nurse 3 "In fact sometime in the next hour this baby..."
"Babies" began victor after cutting nurse 3 off "Anita and I are having twins" "My mistake" began nurse 3 "Sometime in the next hour these babies will be born."
Victor pulled his cell phone out of his pocket. "can I use this in here" asked Victor "go ahead said nurse 3" Victor hurried up and called his mother and said "Mom Anita and I are in the hospital delivery room Anita has gone into labor." "Oh my...." said Mrs. Volt. "I coming now, I'll be right there in few minutes." Victor hung up the phone. He then called Mr. and Mrs. Knight. "Hello it's Victor" said Victor "Where are you" began Mr. Knight "Me and my wife are at your front door we'd thought we'd just stop by and surprise you"
"Anita and I are at the hospital." began Victor. "Anita is going into Labor" "What, you are where, we will be right there" is all Mrs. Knight herd her husband Mr. Knight say. "What is going on and who was that" asked Mrs. Knight" "That was Victor" began Mr. Knight "Him and Anita are at the hospital, Anita is going into labor." "Oh my..." began Mrs. Knight "we better go to the hospital now." "Where in the hospital is Victor" asked Mrs. Knight. "He is in the delivery room with Anita right now" said Mr. Knight. Meanwhile Victor was answering a lot of questions the nurses were asking, so Anita wouldn't have to. About a minute later his cell phone rang it was his mom, Victor answered the phone. "Hello" said Victor. "It's me your Mom" began Mrs. Volt. "Listen I'm here in the hospital, I'm going to be in the waiting room down the hall from the delivery room." "Ok, I will see in a little while bye" said Victor. "Bye said Mrs. Volt as she nervously sat down in the waiting room. No more than two minutes later Victor's cell phone rang again. It was Mr. and Mrs. Knight. Victor answered the phone again and just like before he said "Hello" "It's me your father in-law" began Mr. Knight "Listen me and my wife are in the hospital now we are heading down to the waiting room just down the hall from the delivery room" "My mom is here to" began Victor "she should be down in that same waiting room you are heading towards when you get there" "we will look for her" said Mr. and Mrs. Knight at the same time. When Mr. and Mrs. Knight arrived at the waiting room they spotted Mrs. Volt, and sat down next to her.
Back in the delivery room Victor had to put a mask on is face and wear one of those green medical hair nets. Just like that that whole hour went by.
The midwife came into the room. "It's time, It's time" said the midwife" Victor held Anita's hand and said "Ok when you feel any pain you can squeeze my hand." "Ok I will" whispered Anita. "Here we go said" the midwife "At the count of ten I want you take deep breaths for every number I say" "1" Anita took a deep breath, "2" followed by another, "3" and another, "4" and another, up to the count of ten. "ok" continued the midwife "I am going to count to three, after I say three I want you to push ok" "I'll try" said Anita in a lot of pain.
"1" began the midwife "2" "3" "push" "I can't, I can't" said Anita "Yes you can" said the midwife, "Just push" "I'll try" said Anita who was crying in pain.
"push, push" said the midwife." Anita began to push. Anita began to scream "" "I see a head, said I see a head" said Victor who was actually able to watch everything without passing out.
"ow" said Victor after Anita began to really squeeze his hands. "Ahhhhhhh" Anita continued to scream as the first child fully came out. "Ok one more to go" said the midwife. Anita began to squeeze Victor's hands really tight as she screamed in pain. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." as the second baby's head started to pop out.
"Here comes her head" said Victor. "Ok" just keep pushing your almost done" said the midwife. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." screamed Anita as the second baby fully came out. Soon all of the after birth came out.
Anita was now in a normal hospital room holding both of the babies in her arms. "They are such good looking babies." said Victor "They sure are" said Anita "by the way said Victor my mom, and both of your parents are in the waiting room just down the hall" "Go get them" said Anita it's time for them to meet their grandchildren. Before Victor left the midwife came in with some forms. One of the forms was for the twins' birth certificate.
"What are their names?" asked The midwife. "The boy's name" began Victor "Is Victor Thomas Jefferson Volt Jr. "And the girl's name" began Anita "Is Vanessa Alexandra Volt." the mid wife wrote all of that down. Victor and Anita filled out all of those papers. After they were finished Victor ran to the waiting room down the hall from the delivery room he said "Mom, Mother-in-law, Father-in-law it's time for you to meet your new grandchildren.
All three of them followed Victor into the room where they put Anita. They all walked in. Mrs. Volt, and Mrs. Knight began to cry tears of happiness after seeing their little grandchildren for the very first time. "meet little Victor Jr. and Vanessa" said Anita. A nurse came in the room and said "Anita we will have to keep you here for three days" "Ok" said Anita who already knew she would be in the hospital for a few days. "I'm going to stay here with Anita for the next three days, if you want Mother-in-law, and Father-in-law I'll give you my house keys and you can stay at..." said Victor. "It's ok" interrupted Mr. Knight we are going to spend the next three days at your mother's with your mother. And the three days had gone by Victor and Anita had to sign some release forms for Anita to go home. They both signed the forms and Anita was released from the Hospital." as soon as they got home Victor and Anita decided to plan a late baby shower since they had forgotten all about that.
In the meantime Victor and Anita would celebrate having their children. Victor and Anita would began to raise some children who would someday change the world in way that can benefit mankind. You know what they say "The children are our future" and so Victor and Anita along with little Victor Jr. and Vanessa could now be one very happy Family. And that is All Victor And Anita ever wanted, to have children and big one very happy family.
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