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'''Chapter 1: I woke up'''
 
It was a day in the niht when I had thyght tat mayeb wake up was needed. So I woke up and saw that a man was looking at me throuh his window. Ot was scary and his name was Mario. I then deciced to call someboyd up for this. Because I was worried that thing would happen.
 
'''Chapter 2: Somebody Dies'''
 
So I called my firedn and his name is Jack. "Whey Mario look at me and I think he has triangles in his eyes." I demanded angirly and then Jack was like no way 1.
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That one worker dude died by a missle launcher.
 
'''Chpter 3: Illuminati'''
 
In the house next door there was meeting. In it contained all the evil. It had Mario, Ganondork, Kronos, Reverse Flash, Bear, Spooky Scary Skeletopn, Darth Sidious, Kylo Ren, Darth Maul, Dayh Vader, Suaron, Voldemoetr, Chris from Total Draa,, Evil Patrick, Jared, Giovanni, Archie, Maxie, Cryus, Gehtesis, N, Team Flare Bullshit, Oso, You mothers homework, Devimon, Dr Doom, Mandarin, Joker, Faace Al Cool, Female, Trump, odzilla, Vegeta, Frieza, The Covanent, reen Goblin, Sonic.exe, Slenderman, Jeff, BEN, Jane, and te worst one of all........ BILL CHIPEHE>R
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"Yes I agree and then afterwards we kill Ikaruga and make Jack depressed. That will be hilarious to witness." fter that their plan was made and teh meeting was over.
 
'''Chapter 4: I eat'''
 
So I realized that I was super hungry. I went to te firdge and saw that there was a not for me. "Turn yourself in or else you will be arrested" I said that i was from te Walkin Dead guy. I was like no way so I showd it to Jack and Nepgear wheo are trying to have their 729th child right now.
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"He will be the infiltrator to figure ott bad team." Nepgear decided and there was news.... SHE WS PREGNANT!
 
'''Chapter 5: We get her to the hostpital'''
 
Our dog car was whining the shwhol tiem ebcause hes a prep and he hates the fucking goths. Even though he is so dark. While we wwere in the car we were talking about Platying Mass Effect on the deep web. "Who bets all the chesta are on there." Hiro asked and then he looked it up because he is supposedly really smart. Because he is in college and he is fourteen minutes old et it. Sex.
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Once in teh hospital Nepgear was giving labor and we told the people we needed in instaly. But there was a cathc. Joker was there.
 
'''Chapter 6: Joke Battle'''
 
So The joker was all telling us how to save our rent and he said that in order to do so he needed to fucking kill us. How fucking rude of that prep? Anyaywa s so we decided that fiht was the only way we can defeat im so after a while we took out hostpital stuff and used that as weapon. He took out his knife that he has in the omvie and stuff and then he started to try and kill us. We got a cut on him but then he managed to kill the chck from hero six meaning that there was only the loser uy and the black guy and nobdoy cares about teh rest. Then Goke came into teh room and did a speell of wave and early killed the man and then Joker blew up. Afterwards we had teh intense labor and it turned out the babby was a grl. We namd her Mio. As a result Jason Brody that fucking pererrt from Far Cry show up and siad taht he would jojn the good team.
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