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''P.S. I enjoy your music, what an awesome performance on that Snake.''
She never replied, but one day I got a knock on the door from the mail man, it was a box. I open the box and it was a video tape that was titled: Lost Video Tape of (You Drive Me) Crazy. I was confused, wasn't there already a video for that? The one where a bunch of people in a building with Sabrina the Teen Bitch? I was confused but put the video in, the video took about 11 minuets.
This video did not start off as normal, the boy group, *NSYNC kept singing: "We're ready to party!" for at least three times before saying, "We're ready to sacrifice you, the devil is coming!"
Instead of Britney saying, "Baby, I'm so into you." she said: "Baby, I want to kill you." Instead of Britney saying that, there s a draw queen with a blonde wig and the infamous outfit she wore. While Justin, the ramen noodle guy, as spinning around 360 degrees with a hook in picture and picture. The hooker had a haircut that made it look like Tim McVeigh. I found all of this highly offensive, then finally the video started, Britney was at a diner with some guy.
Before she sang the chorus she looked directly towards the camera. "While you are sleeping, I'm gonna open the door and take one of your pillows, then I'm gonna put it on your face so you can't breath you FUCKING ASSHOLE GOD I FUCKING HATE THE SHIT YOU'VE DONE." The guy walked out, he seemed, disheveled. What is weird is that there's a girl in the dinner that looked a bit like me. What is weird is that I wouldn't know about that single from her album.
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I put the VHS tape back because I had nothing else to do. The rest of the song was normal but the end was an animated Britney knocking on the door, there was her animated sister opening and having the same discussion we had in 2D form. It was changed to pictures of Britney of her past childhood while she walked towards the camera.
"You know my music career meant something. It meant that I was in the crowed of the teen pop era but somewhere I really lost my way. I began to make profits and I began a cheap plastic toy for consumers rather than a deep meaning for my music. Oh, I got something to tell you, YOU WON THE CONTEST! YOU WON 1 MILLION DOLLARS YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!"
There was a number at the end and I called it, it said that I won the contest! I never won anything in my life and I almost exploded into pasta! I gave them my credit card number and prepared for my free cruised.
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"Enjoy your Monopoly money, loser."
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