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Last night my dog Nelson ran away. It wasn't really that he was my dog, or that his name was Nelson. But ever since he first snuck on to my property, he's been my best friend.
 
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The sun was setting, I wouldn't have much time to say good bye to my best friend. So after they went to sleep I snuck him to my room. We went to bed cuddling, it was the most relaxing rest I have ever had. When I awoke my parents were no where to be found.
 
They must have found out I let Nelson in, then they left out of anger. FirstFirt the chickens now my parents? Every things running away from me. They even took their cat. Well that last part isn't so bad, but thats beside the point. At least I still had Nelson. And if he got to sleep inside, maybe the chickens would stop leaving. The following morning blew that theory out of the water.
 
The damn things kept running away. One by one every night, untill the night before last when they were all gone. It was just me and Nelson. When I woke up this morning Nelson was missing. He was the closest pet I've ever had, and every thing else in my life had left me. When I found out he ran away my heart sank. I will post a few pics of him.
 
== Description ==
[[File:Tumblr_m2ra33qwKV1r1favho1_500.gif|thumb|Nelsons first selfie]][[File:Jeff_and_smile_dog_cosplay_by_suntailisawsome-d6p8r9q.jpg|thumb|Nelson and I]][[File:Tumblr_mkqzsdhQ0h1s7itpyo1_500.jpg|thumb|This is a picture I drew the day before he ran away.]]
Large grey and white, possibly Huskyhusky or Malimutemalimute, maybe a mix. Kind silver eyes, and the sweetest expression on his face. He is about waste height on the average person (I'm 5'9). I haven't weighed him, but if I had to guess I would say around 90 pounds.
== Description ==
 
Large grey and white, possibly Husky or Malimute, maybe a mix. Kind silver eyes, and the sweetest expression on his face. He is about waste height on the average person (I'm 5'9). I haven't weighed him, but if I had to guess I would say around 90 pounds.
 
== Reward For Return ==
 
== Reward Forfor Return ==
Nelson loves taking pictures. If spotted try holding up your phone or camera, he will most likely approach you. He is great with other animals, and I believe he will interact with your dog or cat (If you happen to be walking them at the time you see Nelson). I'm offering a decent reward for his return, that of which is negotiable with in reason. Please contact me with any information.
 
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