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John never won anything. It
This Friday, however, was different. John sat in front of the T.V., eagerly awaiting the announcement of the Friday winners. He ran through the list he had made each time they called the number. Ten disappointing minutes later, he was back in the store with a grubby fistfull of money and a smile. As he browsed through the tickets, looking for the
He laughed, but took it off the rack.
When he got home, he locked himself in his room and got out his
He then remembered there was one more row to scratch. He held his breath as he scratched off the first one. A Six. He checked the little guide that proclaimed the value of each prize and it stated it all caps
They packaged up the scratcher carefully, bubble wrapping carefully as per Johns paranoia and sent it off to the address labeled on the card. John waited every day for hours at the mailbox, and when, a week later, a large package arrived, he thought that he would die from excitement. Inside the box, there were three, smaller boxes, one reading
The other two read
▲The other two read “SMALL PRIZE,” one colored red, the other green. He decided to open the major prize first. He unpackaged it to find a new game cartridge waiting for him. It read “MAJORA” in blocky letters. He smiled. He would have a lot of fun with that later. He set it aside and picked up the red package. He opened it slowly, a smile already forming on his face at the wonderful prize within. Then he shrieked in horror. Inside, dripping red, was a baby, roasted like a chicken. He threw the box out the window, listening in shock as he heard it splat on the ground below. He numbly sat there for a few minutes,staring across the room at the pile of “SPOOKY SCRATCHERS!!!” he had bought. Then he reached into the box and pulled out the green package. He numbly opened it and looked inside. And then John was a zombie.[[Category:Cliche Madness]]
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