Lucky Day: Difference between revisions

The other two read “SMALL PRIZE,” one colored red, the other green.  He decided to open the major prize first. He unpackaged it to find a new game cartridge waiting for him. It read “MAJORA” in blocky letters. He smiled. He would have a lot of fun with that later. He set it aside and picked up the red package. He opened it slowly, a smile already forming on his face at the wonderful prize within. Then he shrieked in horror. Inside, dripping red, was a baby, roasted like a chicken.  He threw the box out the window, listening in shock as he heard it splat on the ground below. He numbly sat there for a few minutes,staring across the room at the pile of “SPOOKY SCRATCHERS!!!” he had bought. Then he reached into the box and pulled out the green package. He numbly opened it and looked inside. And then John was a zombie.[[Category:Cliche Madness]]

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