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Try not to let this one bother you too much. It’s a long story.
My name is Edgar, and I’m a PC gamer, and I’ve been playing this game called ''Team ''Fortress 2'' for a while. Until about a few days ago, I’ve been playing it whenever I had spare time. I would play it after I got done with homework, after dinner, before bed, when I woke up in the morning, you name it. Now, however, I need to warn other people about this…rather sinister side of the game.
▲Fortress 2'' for a while. Until about a few days ago, I’ve been playing it whenever I had spare time. I would play it after I got done with homework, after dinner, before bed, when I woke up in the morning, you name it. Now, however, I need to warn other people about this…rather sinister side of the game.''
I booted TF2 up like normal and decided to use the “Offline Practice” mode with automated bots. I set the number of bots to 24 and set the mode to “Expert”, just like I always did. I picked the Payload game
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But the Medic was idle.
He didn’t seem to be responding to my voice commands, so I yelled “MEDIC!” again, only this time, the Medic said “Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting,” before the server automatically enabled friendly fire and the Medic had killed me with a swift cut from his Übersaw.▼
▲voice commands, so I yelled “MEDIC!” again, only this time, the Medic said “Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting,” before the server automatically enabled friendly fire and the Medic had killed me with a swift cut from his Übersaw.
I respawned as Scout this time, and I
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I looked behind me, and I indeed saw the
cart was moving backwards, as we hadn’t pushed it for more than 20 seconds. I decided to try going as a Heavy this time while pushing the cart, but I was frankly not good at this game when it came to dodging shrapnel. Once again, I yelled for the Medic to come heal me, but I was greeted with a freezecam of the friendly Medic killing me and immediately performing the Schadenfreude afterwards, laughing at my untimely misfortune.
The fuck? I was legitimately suspicious
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I closed out of Steam to be greeted with
my desktop background being changed to a static image of the Medic in front of
a red background, his face dripping with blood.
[[File:Medicdesktop.jpg|centre|thumb|405x405px|The desktop background.]]
Yet again, I heard a distorted
Medic voice, saying “Hold still. This will only sting for a moment,” and “Prepare
for your examination…” before my computer abruptly blue-screened.
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I’ve never played as the Medic class
since that ordeal, although I still love ''Team
Fortress 2''.
That was the last time I saw him. I’ve
been playing TF2 for a couple of years now and I never saw a glimpse of him. Every once in a while, however, I see that desktop background image in the corner of my eye…
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