MY DOG TWEETED ME LAST NIGHT BUT IT DIED THREE WEEKS AGO
So I contacted Twitter admins and they said that they don't have any animals on record for owning a Twitter account. I think they're lying to me.
Also and this is really creepy, my mom says Fluffles wasn't even my dog. I didn't have a dog, it was my neighbours.
She's lying too, I remember the soft chocolate-raven fur and the green-emerald eyes staring at me. I loved Fluffles more than anything and I'm going to find them.
I had a dream where Fluffles is stuck somewhere cold and dark, and I could here the whining. Fluffles spelt out "HELP ME" on the floor with IAMs.
Some of you have been saying to call the police, but I really don't think that is necessary because my parrot might just be pranking me. Frank is a dick like that.
Originally uploaded on September 10, 2014
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