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I'm a total asshole. I'm a fan of meth, but I don't mind pot. I did an eBay search for a Super Mario World copy for the SNES. But I couldn't because my friend, Dyel was knocking at the door. I thought this was very strange.
I opened the door, and to my surprise, Dyle was there! He was holding a dildo, and a CD ROM... I thought it was very weird that he was holding a CD ROM. Dyle
Dyle left, and I looked at the CD ROM. It said "M a R i O". I was going to put the CD ROM in my PC, but I just realized that I was still on eBay on the computer. So I went back on eBay and looked up more SMW copies.
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I saw one copy that said "M a R i O". I thought this was very strange. I clicked on the product and it was $300 Canadian dollars. But I ignored it, and went straight to the description. The description said "GIVE ME BACK THE DISK! - Dyle." I don't want to give the disk back, because I'm an asshole friend, and I only care about myself.
I jammed the CD ROM into my PC, and the game started up. The title screen was like UN-anything I have seen before. It showed Mario,
The world map was red, like blood, and it was all realistic and shit. But to my surprise, I was being BOWSER, and NOT Mario! I thought this was some kind of sick joke. I went to the first level, and it was strange... The background was black, but the ground and platforms were a tan-like color. The music was a distorted version of the Super Mario Bros. theme, but with trumpets. Bowser looked like himself from Super Mario All Stars, and pressing the Y button makes him spit out fire balls. I jumped on an enemy, and blood and eyeballs went everywhere. I laughed so hard, my lungs were hurting.
I approached the end of the level, and I saw Luigi at a hotdog stand. I went to him and he said "I'm selling M a R i O's liver..." I thought this was hilarious! But the next level was even more funnier... The final level was Bowser, Luigi, and Yoshi
I laughed so hard, my lungs exploded.
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