Magic Bush 2: The Bushening: Difference between revisions

"A fucking strap-on vibrator? Really? You dolphin-sodomizing shopping cart filled to the rim with shit!"

 

"Is this Mario Kart or fucking Wacky Races?!?"

 

 

'''3 rehab stints and a pregnancy scare after the skeleton incident.....'''

 

With Xzibit, Dastardly and Muttley out as the lone survivors, they searched for Hill Valley. The target was near and turning back wasn't an option for any of them. They zoomed forward to Hill Valley with one thought on their mind: what chaos will follow them?

 

In Hill Valley, was a tempted Doc. He wandered about his home, building his strength through certain anguish. Rage had built him since his crippling incident in 1997, and it broke him down because of a certain hyperrealistic skeleton. His days were numbered and he needed assistance in some way. He called to assassinate the neo-nazi bitch boy, Marty. He couldn't do much, because he was rendered as immobilized. Marty stole the turbo-equipped wheelchair that Doc had accustomed to. Doc had a backup, which was an actual fucking wheelchair. With the actual wheelchair, he moved to his super secret basement to work on his new project.

 

After a few hours of unconsciousness, Doc was given Super Saiyan powers from Xzibit. With this, he built his project to the finishing touch within seconds. "Let's see how long Marty can stand you," Xzibit said with a smirk on his face. With that in mind, he threw out the wheelchair and zoomed to the rally.

 

It was time for the rally to begin, and Doc managed to sneak a backrow seat. Xzibit waited and watched over him at the theater's roof. Marty was ready to do his speech, when he saw Muttley's sniper past his peers and drones. Weary, he sent out the drones to kill any threat, even if they're unarmed.

 

Dastardly was erased from history in the style of a child's imagination. The Doc and Xzibit had defeated Marty, the do-badders, the Jenni-drones, and prison guards. That was all thanks to their bond, and the summoning of The Undertaker. Wondering where they could go next, Jennifer (the real one) ran into Xzibit and was mind-blown by the package that he rocked. She dropped his pants and pulled a Samus. In this fashion, his hyperrealistic boner ripped through the back of her mouth and killed her, like Samus. Xzibit screamed, "Aww shit! Not again....."

 

Doc went to retire to his home, and repaired the ceiling by freezing the leftover Alabama kush. With his Super Saiyan powers, he spun around the world so fast in reverse, that he went back and prevented 9/11. Labelled a hero, him and Xzibit went on to host Pimp My Ride together. After 3 seasons, they were burned out and so they used the leftover Alabama kush, since they went back in time and the hole in the ceiling never was there. By 2112, Doc and Xzibit found the Fountain of Youth, and drank so much of it that they'll remain their age 'till their days are over.

 

With the world in chaos, and Xzibit still facing challenges, there were more enemies to face. Some were light threats like Obamacare. Some were bigger like whoever will return next episode of the Magic Bush.

 

"How do you survive dismemberment? That is fucking redundant!"

 

 

"Doc, I swear to fuck if this isn't the last one, I'm chokeslamming myself to be Undertaker's bottom bitch."

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