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[[File:Makke375_naama.jpg|thumb|318px|Makke's Beautiful face. IT ALMOST TURNS YOU ON DOESN'T IT?]]
From a VERY obscure newspaper written in 20XX.
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==The Livestreamer from HELLHEAVEN.==
 
once there was a livestreamer in Twitch.tv called Makke375.
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Just a few days after the weird stream, i got a new buddy-request in skype. it said Makke375 but sience it happend after about 5 days i didn't remember nothing about makke's stream anymore. so i accepted the request and makke said: "NEW STREAM IN 18:30. BE THERE." and then my skype crashed. and when i went to see the stream, i just saw makke lying dead in his bed. and then my computer crashed, my lights went out and i died.
 
==The THIRD ENCOUNTER!!! :0==
I AM DEAD. I AM MAKKE375. DON'T LOOK UNDER YOUR BED... OR YOU'LL DIE.
One day, when i totally forgot about Makke... I GOT MAIL :0 OMG! it was a offering from SonicAds.
 
i declined it. And then i got an eMail from nightbot headquarters :o it said: "Dear Mr.*Censored*, we here at nightbot would like to invite you to a special party at: 123 Fake st. and we excpect you to be there..."
 
SO, ofcourse i went there! but as soon as i opened my front door, Makke was there and he killed me with his PINGAS. then i almost died. and then i died. at that moment i knew that twitch.tv's Chat-servers was down.
 
BUT HOW COULD I DO THAT? I'M DEAD!!!!!!     sorry about the inconvinience >:3 I'm so very, very, very, very sSs.. sFUCK YOUUUUUU!! AND THAT WAS THE END OF DAT STORY. AND IT'S LIKE TOTALLY REALAöISTIC AND TRU.
 
==The FOURTH COMING!!! :0==
 
are you a car?
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