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Line 1: My name is Alex, but that's not important. What is important is my story. I've been a fan of the Shrek movies for as long as I can remember. I've watched them all dozens of times, stayed up until school started just to hear "All Star" one more time. I was, and... maybe even am, a Shrek fanatic. Recently I started doing a project to document my town and its history. We're known for our onion farms and the old marble mine in the hills nearby, so I called my documentary '''Marble Onions'''. Line 7 ⟶ 5: But... something happened. I can't explain what. I barely have time to type this before.... well, you'll have to watch and see what I mean. I beg you NOT to come to my town. Don't save these videos, don't watch them too much. I don't know the power they have, but I know something's going on. I'll keep this ~~Vlog~~ updated as long as I can, but I don't know how long that will be. Take my warning, please. What you will see ~~may~~will shock you. I am searching for the truth. For all our sakes. ~~Shrek is real, and he is dangerous.~~ Stay safe. ==VLOG#1==▼ ~~Evidence 1<br />~~ ▲==~~VLOG~~Entry #1== Tape recorded May 27, 2013<br /> On-tape date incorrect, unknown reason<br /> Tape found in garbage can outside house<br /> Neither myself nor my girlfriend remember recording this<br /> <code>[~~[file~~Missing video: Shrek is Real Evidence ( 1?)~~\|thumb\|left\|450px]~~]</code>▼ ==Entry #2== Tape recorded (UNKNOWN)<br /> CCTV Footage on Street outside house<br /> Tape arrived in an unmarked package at my door<br /> <code>[Missing video: Entry 2]</code> ▲[[file:Shrek is Real Evidence ( 1?)\|thumb\|left\|450px]] [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Shrek]] [[Category:Videos]] [[Category:Jornel]] [[Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]