Marble Onions
My name is Alex, but that's not important. What is important is my story.
I've been a fan of the Shrek movies for as long as I can remember. I've watched them all dozens of times, stayed up until school started just to hear "All Star" one more time. I was, and... maybe even am, a Shrek fanatic.
Recently I started doing a project to document my town and its history. We're known for our onion farms and the old marble mine in the hills nearby, so I called my documentary Marble Onions.
But... something happened. I can't explain what. I barely have time to type this before.... well, you'll have to watch and see what I mean.
I beg you NOT to come to my town. Don't save these videos, don't watch them too much. I don't know the power they have, but I know something's going on. I'll keep this Vlog updated as long as I can, but I don't know how long that will be.
Take my warning, please. What you will see may shock you.
Shrek is real, and he is dangerous.
VLOG#1
Evidence 1
Tape recorded May 27, 2013
On-tape date incorrect, unknown reason
Tape found in garbage can outside house