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Excited,I tore open the box and was angry to see a scratched up, and somewhat fractured disc that said Mario's mansion. Hoping that it would work I started my Gamecube, and played the game. That was a mistake. The title screen started up with Mario screaming an ear piercing scream and falling over dead. I muted the TV and restarted the game. Instead of the scream, this time it opened to a cutscene of a dark forest with Mario and Luigi running. I don't know what they were running from, all that I know is that they ran into an old, broken down, mansion.
As soon as The cutscene ended, I started playing as Mario. The controls barely worked and the camera was fixated on him and Luigi just standing in the room paralyzed. Eventually the camera moved to show a pitch black room which contents could only be seen when lightning would strike. As a bolt of lightning struck, I saw daisy, peach, the toads, Wario, and Waluigi all hanging from ropes in the ceiling, and Bowser and his koopalings laying underneath them covered in blood. Know I understood, they were paralyzed with fear, Mario fell over and glitched through the ground.
As this happened Luigi's head turned, deformed, and twisted in ways that I can't even bring myself to describe. I turned the game off. I took the game out, went outside, and smashed the fucking thing into pieces. If ever someone else should make my mistake. May god have mercy on your soul.
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