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I, the person who wrote this study, the author, if you will, is currently, with a high probablitity, that it could be interpreted as certainty, not alive anymore. If you, provided that the universe was not be a product of my mind, and still possesses the attribute that ignoramuses oversimplify as "existanceexistence", read this, I must say that I possess an urge to describe the self-contradiction, the eternal lie, that humans are, in this case, specifically, me. If I wanted to describe my person and personality, I would describe myself as a very smart and sophisticated person. In fact, I am knowledgeable of the secrets of the universe and beyond, including the meaning of life. This knowledge resides in me because I read many books, of philosophers that possess almost as much intellect as me, who found out what this meaning, the reason for ethereal destruction, factually and objectively is. Due to the perfection that my intellect is, I have never met with doubt of myself. That is, until that very certain day.
 
I acquired a memory medium that was able to be utilized in order to play a game. Since names are purely human-constructed and will perish when humanity does, supreme beings like me feel nothing but disregard for them, for I transcended the concepts of life and death. If you however wish what the instance of said concept for this game is, humans call it "Super Mario Galaxy". It's main premise is controlling a human called "Mario" through space in order to find the princess of his love. How ridiculous, since love is a volatile fluctuation of chemicals, a mere triviality, that in comparision to galaxies and stars doesn't even appear to exist. This is especially exhilarating seeing as even those are mere simulations of the computer that is my brain. Someone with a strong ignorancy could argue that even my mind is only an effect of a greater cause, but that would be truly pathetic and ridiculous.
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