Mario's horrible death. THE GRIFTING: Difference between revisions

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I was walking in my attic, looking for some tools and energy drinks because I had to hang drywall. I found an old, dusty box with a couple NES cartridges in it. One of them was a catridge with black sharpie on it, there was a little doodle of Mario, he was holding a stiletto knife, it was dripping with blood. The blood looked photo-realistic, and was far too real to be drawn with regular ink marker, the title said "MARIOS HORRIBLE DEATH. THE GRIFTING".

 

Mario ran without my control, pulled out a 12' stiletto knife, and gutted a koopa, he stomped on it's head until his eyes popped out. Right when that happened I felt a knife pierce my stomach, there was a scar that said "ITS ME MARIO! I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!" I freaked the fuck out, and calmed down, grabbing the controller. Mario ran to a castle, and pinned Iggy to the ground, bashing his head in with a rock, he fondled the koopa, with a perverted breath. I felt something touch my penis, I folded my legs, and it stopped.

 

 

I was in shock, I didn't know what to say! I was going to run out of the attic and call the cops, but the ladder fell down and the door closed. I was trapped. I pulled out my phone, and it was covered in white, tough liquid, I tried to turn it on, and nothing happened. Mario ran toward a toad, and lobotomized it with a stick. He left the poor creature alive. I cried, I thought about what was going to happened.

 

 

Mario appeared behind me.

 

-MARIO

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