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[[File:Mario.exe lol-0.png|thumb|220x220px300px|The original Mario.exe titlescreen]]▼
I was cleaning my house and when I opened one closet, I found my old NES. I was so happy that I had still NES, but I had no games!!! I searched on Ebay, nothing, Amazon, nothing... After I checked all these pages, none of them had NES games. I went to local gameshop, and I asked if they had some NES games. It was my lucky day, they had some! I bought Mega Man, The Legend of Zelda for $10 and then I saw Super Mario bros. cartridge!!! It had the sticker but someone had written with marker '.exe', and the man said 'Take it for free, please!!!' I was so clicheidly stupid and took it.▼
 
▲I was cleaning my house and when I opened one closet, I found my old NES. I was so happy that I had still NES, but I had no games!!! I searched on Ebay, nothing, Amazon, nothing... After I checked all these pages, none of them had NES games. I went to local gameshop, and I asked if they had some NES games. It was my lucky day, they had some! I bought Mega Man, The Legend of Zelda for $10 and then I saw Super Mario bros. cartridge!!! It had the sticker but someone had written with marker '.exe', and the man said 'Take it for free, please!!!' I was so clicheidly stupid and took it.
I decided to play Super Mario Bros. or in this case Super Mario bros.exe first. It immediately showed the main menu but something was odd. Instead of '1 player game' and '2 player game' it showed '1 Mario' and '2 Luigi' and Mario looked like as if he had taken mushroom before. I pressed '1 Mario' but it refused. I pressed it few more times, again nothing. So I pressed '2 Luigi' and it accepted.▼
 
▲I decided to play Super Mario Bros. or in this case Super Mario brosBros.exe first. It immediately showed the main menu but something was odd. Instead of '1 player game' and '2 player game' it showed '1 Mario' and '2 Luigi' and Mario looked like as if he had taken mushroom before. I pressed '1 Mario' but it refused. I pressed it few more times, again nothing. So I pressed '2 Luigi' and it accepted.
 
Before the screen blacked, in a split second I saw something clicheidly scary. Super Mario Bros. logo was splattered in blood, Time had the word 'KILLLLL', The 1985 Nintendo was 666 Nintendo, the sky had bloody-red fog, hill and bush were on fire, '1 Mario' was now '1 Immortal' and '2 Luigi' was '2 He must dead'. What made my pants to be changed was Mario whose colours were dull and he had no eyes and he cried blood. Hey, no worries, that happens when you play .exe games!!!
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I was delighted since I had destroyed the satanic SMB cartridge. Suddenly, I heard knocking in my closet. I opened it... AND THEN A SKELETON WITH FANCY GOLDEN HAT POPPED OUT!!!
▲[[File:Mario.exe lol-0.png|thumb|220x220px|The original Mario.exe titlescreen]]
 
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(''This is Sonic.exe's rip-off because the original was poorly written and too stupid. I added at least some humour in this rip-off. You either liked it or hated it. You are going to choose.'')
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