Mario.txt

Have you ever been afraid of the dark?

When I was a child, I was frightened by what lived in the murky black. What kind of dangerous abominations would appear. But in time, like many other children, I realized that those were all in my head. That is until that fateful day. I was on eBay with the intention to buy stuff, and I found this SNES. "Cool," I thought. "I remember using this as a child." Along with the controller was a free copy of Super Mario World. It was only -$9001, what a bargain! I bought the controller and it was shipped to me 666 hours later. The copy of Mario World was covered in blood. I put it in the cartridge. The intro was relatively different from the one I knew in my youth. The bright and happy letters of "SUPER MAYO WORL" were replaced with "OBJECTION!" written in black and in Ź̶̶́͝A̸̡̧͜L̨͞҉̢Ǵ̴O͢͟͜͝ ҉͏̡̡͡T̷̨Ę̶̶́͠X̵̨̛T͏͝.