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Now, when we got there it took some time and a lot of fapping but we were able to find the game after about three weeks or so in several bins he had placed throughout the sex dungeon- the only copy he had it appeared. As well as that, we had found an N69, the very last one that he had in cock, and best part about it was, he gave it to us for free, I'm such an original story writer! He told me that it was cursed by the Donger Monkey. It had been jizzed on and returned nearly fifty times since it came into his possession and now he was just looking to get rid of it. He also told me that, ironically, the game was always returned with it as well, as they always seemed to be stuck together from the semen. He had heard that something was wrong with one or the other, and that some people even went as far as to tell him that the they were evil, made in illuminati HQ, things like that.
Seeing as how he only heard the story from three out of fifteen customers I brushed it off as just some hysterical story told by people who decided they simply
When I got home I laid my new console on my bed and started to fuck it's game-port, and started to rummage through old boxes where I kept all sorts of old sex toys, ranging from classic dildos to the ever popular dildos. It was actually sort of strange, because in these boxes I found that I owned every major dildo except for an 20 inch dildo; well until now anyways. I pulled out my box with all of the N69 games in it and began to dig through it. I found games like "The Legend of Porn: Ocarina of
After everything was set up my boyfriend decided that he wanted to put in Super Mario 69 first, and after some fucking the game was ready to go. "It's-a me! DEATH!
After a moment or so he flipped it back on and we went back to the file select screen. Strangely enough, the file that we had deleted on file 1 was back, and this time it had 666 stars, even though previously it had none. So, once more she deleted it and again it made a loud screeching sound (this time I would swear to my mama that it was louder than before), to the point where we both fell back while covering our buttholes. As I was closer to the plug then the system itself I jerked off on the wall.
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When we were back to the file select screen each file that was there previously was gone oddly enough, which to me confirmed my suspicion that it was just a dirty game messing up or it's because I stuck it in a blender. So we started a new game on file 1 and the screen lagged like it were a or something, but after about a minute started up normally. We got the opening scene with Bowser inviting Mario to the castle, and the camera, as usual, went up Mario's ass. Which then a Toad jumps out of. He was in control of the game and took Mario directly to the castle.
When he opened the door to the castle there was a prolonged pause which made me nervous. Once again the loud screeching that ruined our game previously shot through our ears and it felt like glass was jabbed into my rectum like that one video I saw on the internet. We were both overwhelmed because of the terrible screaming and could not even think to reach the system to the plug. After about thirty seconds it stopped and we looked up to the TV. Mario had somehow found his way to Big Boo's Cunt, as the mansion that had never appeared this creepy when I used to play it loomed over Mario's head ominously. "What the Shit?
I took the controller and smacked him now and took a good look at the mansion itself. It was nothing like what it was supposed to be, it had castle like features actually and was covered totally in period blood and rust. The sky had pink and blue colors about it, complimented by the yellow clouds that seemed to pass by in an instant. Did I mention I am color-blind? I noticed that a new penis shaped tower was now coming out of the mansion, squirting semen, and upon getting a good look at it I noticed several figures banging each other from it. The whole screen faded to white, like it does in the entrance room when you look up at the skylight and go to the world that you obtain Peach's breasts in.
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I got a good look around the penis shaped tower. Despite being disgusted I was morbidly fascinated by the entire scene. The paranoia it could convey was... intriguing~. After a few minutes of looking around I pressed the pause button and again the screen faded, this time to black. It took me all the way back to the file select screen and I found myself with more questions than answers; all the files were back, again! File 1 had 666 stars, while files 2, 3, and 4 had none. I tried to remember back to when we picked the file, and I was certain that they were not there before. I tried loading file 4 first and in response the game showed me a picture of a dude in a sexy mario cosplay in a pool of his own semen with his balls and dick hanging out, after a shudder it allowed me to hit B and go back. I tried loading file 3 and again I got another appalling picture. It was Mario cosplay dude once again staring directly into the screen with a hard dick that looked so close to real that I really thought that they were. His mouth was gaping open and semen dripping out... well, it was missing from his mouth at least. I examined further and realized that Mario's semen was splattered around his throat and that he was being strangled with it. I heard a chuckle of sorts... not from the game, but it sounded like it was directly behind me. I ignored it against my better judgment I don't really care if the Donger Monkey kills me.
I tried to start up file 2 now, and a video began to play. Mario cosplayer was strapped down on a table in a decrepit version of the castles entrance hall. The stones were all black, cum oozing from the cracks between each of them. Curtains that hung from the ceiling were tattered and falling apart , they appeared to be worn with the years. In the background Toad was strapped to both sides of the door that lead to the basement area, Toadstool had the mushroom on his head torn off. I could make out his skull showing through the still fresh wound... he was obviously dead. Peach sent me into a state of awe. Her skin...She was naked. This made me get super-omega horny. "Holy
Mario struggled for freedom as the door upstairs opened and a black mass slowly came through, its footsteps solemnly echoed through the silent hall it was Peach. I felt bad knowing that Mario was gay and was about to be
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After much debate I decided to keep going. I went to the file select screen and, with all the courage that my heart could muster, I loaded File 1, 666 stars. The game loaded to a hyper realistic demonic laugh and a black sky filled with blood red clouds and a Donger Monkey rose up from hell. Repeatedly, I could hear a dark, brooding voice saying "If you want to live kill me, The Donger
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