Mario 69: Cocked: Difference between revisions

← Older edit

Mario 69: Cocked (view source)

Revision as of 01:43, 10 December 2023

48 bytes added , 5 months ago

m

65,277

edits

Revision as of 10:48, 17 June 2021 (view source) TrollpastaBot (talk \| contribs) m (Text replacement - "’" to "'") ← Older edit		Latest revision as of 01:43, 10 December 2023 (view source) TrollpastaBot (talk \| contribs) m (→‎top)
(2 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown)
Line 8: When I got home I laid my new console on my bed and started to fuck it's game-port, and started to rummage through old boxes where I kept all sorts of old sex toys, ranging from classic dildos to the ever popular dildos. It was actually sort of strange, because in these boxes I found that I owned every major dildo except for an 20 inch dildo; well until now anyways. I pulled out my box with all of the N69 games in it and began to dig through it. I found games like "The Legend of Porn: Ocarina of Tits" as well as its sequel "Majora's Ass", and two Castlevania titles for the system itself, nevermind. They were sex tapes. Then, it was time to hook it up! After everything was set up my boyfriend decided that he wanted to put in Super Mario 69 first, and after some fucking the game was ready to go. "It's-a me! DEATH!" It called out in its low pitch. My boyfriend decided to mess with Mario's cock a bit before finally pressing start on her purple dildo and the screen transitioned to the file select screen. There were some files already on the game, in fact all four "slots" were filled, each having just started the game because there were no stars on any file, so we started deleting them. After we deleted one (file 1) however, the game froze, and there was a deafening screech coming from our TV speakers, and it sounded almost as if someone was being ~~raped~~fucked from the game itself. My boyfriend turned off the system after about one minute and 10 seconds. After a moment or so he flipped it back on and we went back to the file select screen. Strangely enough, the file that we had deleted on file 1 was back, and this time it had 666 stars, even though previously it had none. So, once more she deleted it and again it made a loud screeching sound (this time I would swear to my mama that it was louder than before), to the point where we both fell back while covering our buttholes. As I was closer to the plug then the system itself I jerked off on the wall. Line 32: I tried to start up file 2 now, and a video began to play. Mario cosplayer was strapped down on a table in a decrepit version of the castles entrance hall. The stones were all black, cum oozing from the cracks between each of them. Curtains that hung from the ceiling were tattered and falling apart , they appeared to be worn with the years. In the background Toad was strapped to both sides of the door that lead to the basement area, Toadstool had the mushroom on his head torn off. I could make out his skull showing through the still fresh wound... he was obviously dead. Peach sent me into a state of awe. Her skin...She was naked. This made me get super-omega horny. "Holy Fuck" I said silently as the video continued. Mario struggled for freedom as the door upstairs opened and a black mass slowly came through, its footsteps solemnly echoed through the silent hall it was Peach. I felt bad knowing that Mario was gay and was about to be ~~raped~~fucked by Peach. I couldn't save him. The curtains on the ceiling blew casually to its passing as it moved down the steps towards him... Mario pulled and pulled but found no way to escape the situation that he had found himself in; and in response he began to beg for his life... and pray. Peach inched ever closer to the hero, it seemed as though... Mario gave up. The Peach walked around the table and stopped directly in front of Mario. Again the hero begged, pleaded for his life. He told Peach that he is gay, only spare him for any crime that he committed against it. I saw a tear roll down Mario's cheek and he closed his eyes tightly. A rope tied around his dick. Peach hopped on him. Riding his D. He screamed, begged, pleaded, asked for death, but it was not given to him, not yet anyways. The ~~rape~~fucking continued until the floor was covered in white sticky fluid exuding slowly to the floor. Finally, Mario came and there was a deep, methodical silence that only Mario's gasps of misery filled. Before I could so much as think on what I had just seen his eyes and mouth were forced shut and I could see it for myself, a black needle going through both of his testicles and mouth simultaneously, effectively silencing him other than his muffled screams. Even more cum came from his dick and covered up his face. The rope tightened around Mario's dick, although he made no effort to escape. It was over. After a few short grunts Mario was silent all together, with not so much a moan or a movement. His face was terror personified... and even though this is a video game, the pain one would have to endure, the torture.... Again, before the screen faded to black, that Mario smirked at me. I sat in silence the title screen with Mario's head came up on screen. Only... it wasn't the same Mario. The background was all black and the Mario was the same Mario from the scene that I had just watched. He had a hard on.... After much debate I decided to keep going. I went to the file select screen and, with all the courage that my heart could muster, I loaded File 1, 666 stars. The game loaded to a hyper realistic demonic laugh and a black sky filled with blood red clouds and a Donger Monkey rose up from hell. Repeatedly, I could hear a dark, brooding voice saying "If you want to live kill me, The Donger OverLord" like Mario would after you lost all of your lives. The Mario that I was controlling was the same Mario that I had seen killed and on the title select screen. Screams, torment, bodies littered the pathway to the castle, the bodies of several Toadstools and at the end, a dead Bowser, who's head was missing and who's bodies was impaled on a cock right outside of the bridge. I entered the castle and found myself back at Big Boos Cunt. I didn't question it anymore... I just went with it. The scene had not changed, not even slightly, and ignoring all of the hyper realistic details I entered the cock mansion. There it was....In all it's glory...Sexyness...The Ultimate...Donger Lord. A health bar appeared at the top of the screen. It let out a gigantic screech that woke up my boyfriend. We both sat down and got ready to kick this Donger Lord's Dick. The boss theme was some remixed porno music and the moans of people being whipped. The Donger Monkey flew at us with great speed. Mario dodged it. I saw it in Mario's eyes. He wanted to slay it. To kill it. Mario jumped and missed the Donger Monkey. The Donger flew up to the ceiling and broke out of it. I couldn't control Mario. He ran outside to the cannon. The Donger Monkey following right behind. Mario blasted out of the cannon and stabbed the Donger Monkey right in the head taking down half of it's health bar. Me and my boyfriend watched in shock. Something was wrong...The Donger Monkey...Evolved. It was now a colossal beast that reached up to the skies limit. It said a single word "Die, Bitch" and shot buckets of semen at Mario's face. Mario was stuck in it. He couldn't move. The Donger Monkey laughed. It laughed at the cum stained Mario and started to devour him. I let out a single tear. The Donger Monkey started to crawl out of the TV...But then I heard something. "It's a me...MARIO!" he bursted out of the Demon's chest causing bleed damage to the creature. There was semen and blood everywhere. The screen turned to white. All I saw was Mario standing on the beasts chest doing a victory pose. The Donger Monkey melted... [[Category:Mario]]▼ ~~[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]~~ [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Satire]]▼ ▲[[Category:Mario]] [[Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!]] [[Category:Beings]] [[Category:Demins and Debbils]] ▲[[Category:Satire]] ▲[[Category:NSFW]] [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] [[Category:~~Trollpasta~~Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] {{Comments}} ~~<comments />~~ [[Category:MOTHER OF FUCK THIS PAGE IS LONG LIKE MY PAINIS]]