Mario Kart Black: Difference between revisions

"Dude, this is like being on a Scary-Movie Simulator." Jacob said. He was well-amazed by that one message until another message came.

 

 

 

While laughing noises were added and blood was splatted all over the black screen, Scaring Jacob a bit. It then cut to the Title Screen, which looked pretty gruesome. It depicted Mario and Luigi killing each other with knives, cutting each other apart. Above the slaughtered plumbers was the name of the game which was "Mario Kart Black" and disturbing music was playing.

"Who cares?" Jacob answered like if he really didn't care. "This is the best game ever! It does looked like that Mario Kart Wii game I played with my friends last week, but I looks like its goddamn hacked or a mod. But you still need to admit, this is awesome."

 

 

"Oh please, sis," Jacob said, "I don't think some demon made the game nor did the game came to this world by itself. This is still the scariest, but also the best game I ever played."

Now things are starting to confuse me even more. Jacob thinks the game is a hacked version of Mario Kart Wii, but I think the game is either possessed by Demons or was sent to this world by itself to torture those who find it.

 

 

 

"Maybe next time, you should listen to your own sister, who thinks before buying things." I told him.

After pressing the "Enter Hell" option, the game lead us to the Character Selection Screen. There, we noticed that the only character in the game we can play as is Mario. Selecting him leads us to the Kart Selection Screen, where only the Wild Wing is available. And finally, after choosing the Wild Wing, was the Track Selection Screen. There was only one Track which was called "Suicide." The game didn't gave us a preview on the track before we started.

 

 

It said, "I'm impressed with you. You really want to come here? You really want it, do you!?"

We were both scared when saw that image pass by us. I don't even remembered what it looks like since it was too fast, but I swear to my God that I saw a demonic Mario with his eyes missing and bloods flowing from his sockets while smiling. After that, there was static blocking the view for only a short time (Probably like 15 seconds) and then the real race started.

 

 

"It's raining blood???" I said with my voice scratchy like if a woman saw a child getting murdered.

 

 

He was going to protect me from the madness our game was causing. After the "3, 2, 1, GO!" message, we started to drive Mario and follow the racetracks. The music that was playing for the course was the Endless Stairs Theme from Super Mario 64 and every second it gets louder and louder.

"I'll tell you who said that" the game responded by Text Message while realistic wheels skidding across a road can be heard.

 

 

"WELCOME TO HELL!!"

"I know they will. But at least we're saved," Jacob respond.

 

 

"Finally found you two" He said.

"Excuse me, Sir," I said to the Cashier, "Explain to me how did this game called Mario Kart Black got here. Me and my bro played it and it became a living nightmare that it already killed my brother." The Cashier froze and recognized me from before.

 

 

"Then why does it have the logo on it." I asked.

"Then how did you know it was 'horrible'." I asked.

 

 

"You don't need to cry. Everybody's watching us." I said, "Please calm yourself down. I have another question. If Nintendo didn't made it, who did?"

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