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The game appeared to be a Mario Game and it was called Mario Kart Wii. I remembered playing Mario Kart 64 when I was a little kid and Jacob always beats me in a race. But that was the past. With Mario Kart Wii, that is not going to happen. I will show Jacob what I’m made of when I show him this. I’ll show him who’s going to be the one losing all the time. So I ran to Jacob and showed him the game, and when I did, he laughed.
"Really? You expect that to be my first Wii Game
"Remember the times I keep losing to you in Mario Kart 64? Guess what? That ain’t gonna happen in this
Jacob said, "No, what I’m saying is why should start we start off with that when we could start with this game!?
He showed me a Mario Game that has a Rated-M on it. I think it’s very weird, because I don’t think Nintendo had ever made a game with a Rated-M on it. And normally, our Parents wouldn’t let us play Rated-M games, and the games we’re supposed to look for are ones that we can play together. Another thing is that Jacob loves games that are Rated-M which are, in other words, zombie-killing, shooting Games, games with drugs, bloods, and of course, some hardcore language. But as a 17-year old girl, I am willing to have the guts to play this game Jacob is talking about. I agree with Jacob that we should buy this game.
Before we handed it to the Cashier, I took a good look at the game. It was called "Mario Kart:
"Are you sure we should buy this? This game looks suspicious.
"Oh come on. What are you? Scared? You’re scared of a Mario Game? Don’t be such a chicken.
"I’m not a chicken.
I gave the Cashier the game, and when I did, the Cashier started shaking, like he was scared of what I gave him. The Cashier tried to calm down, but wouldn’t stop shaking. I tried to ask if Nintendo really did made this game, which made the Cashier shake even more.
The Cashier said in a nervous voice, "Just take the game, kid. Just take it for free,
"That Cashier is such a whiny baby.
Then I said to him, "I don’t know if we should take it or not.
"Please, Sister! This game looks awesome.
"But didn’t you saw the Cashier’s face when I gave it to him.
"Yeah. He’s just too much of a chicken. Let’s just take it.
Our parents were at work, so Jacob suggested that we try out our new Mario Kart game, though I don’t think it’s a good idea since I’m having that feeling that something bad is going to happen, as we head to his bedroom. When we inserted the disc (Which was a blank disc with the phrase "Mario Kart
The first thing that happened is that when it started, there was another black screen with a text message that said:
"Welcome to my World.
"Dude, this is like being on a Scary-Movie Simulator.
It stated, "Now we can have some fun….
"…RACING IN HELL!!!
While laughing noises were added and blood was splatted all over the black screen, Scaring Jacob a bit. It then cut to the Title Screen, which looked pretty gruesome. It depicted Mario and Luigi killing each other with knives, cutting each other apart. Above the slaughtered plumbers was the name of the game which was "Mario Kart
"Why would Nintendo make such a scary game?
"Who cares?
"Yeah but….
"Oh please, sis,
Now things are starting to confuse me even more. Jacob thinks the game is a hacked version of Mario Kart Wii, but I think the game is either possessed by Demons or was sent to this world by itself to torture those who find it.
When I pressed start on my Wii Mote, there was only mode in the game…Single Player. No Multiplayer, no Nintendo WFC, no Mario Kart Channel…Just Single Player as I pressed it. When we made it to the Single Player Screen, it was another black screen (Like the ones from before) with 2 options on it. We can either "Enter
Jacob stop for a minute before making a choice, and then said, "……You’re right, Sarah. We shouldn’t bought this game…WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!?
"Maybe next time, you should listen to your own sister, who thinks before buying things.
After pressing the "Enter
"Jesus Christ… Why would they make such gruesome game?
It said, "I’m impressed with you. You really want to come here? You really want it, do you!?
Then a demonic laugh was heard while an image flashed and then a loud heartbeat with more demonic laughing was heard (Just like in Dreamy Rainbow 2).
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Mario (Me and Jacob) was the only racer in this track, which appears to be a very foggy dark forest with the Sky being pitch-black and it was raining. However, it wasn’t drops of water that falling, but instead it was drops of red liquid splattering on the road, which could be…..blood??
"It’s raining blood???
"I think
He was going to protect me from the madness our game was causing. After the "3, 2, 1, GO!
Because of the Heavily-Dense Fog, Jacob nor do I have a single idea where we are, and suddenly lightning flashed the screen. There wasn’t even a map for this track so that we can find out where we are, while the Endless Stairs theme got even louder. We started looking around for help, and by time we did, the Endless Stairs theme has gotten loud as bloody Hell that we have to wear our earplugs, though the music is still piercing our ears.
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We kept looking for help until I saw something that caught my attention. Jacob and I head over to see what it was and, as realization hits us, there was a huge pile of smashed, broken, and burned Karts with mangled clothing, some guts, internal organs, and body parts with it. The Endless Stairs theme finally stopped, but then changed to a more distorted version of the game’s Main Menu. We weren’t able to control Mario after that.
"Did our Wiimotes broke or something?
"No,
"I feel so bad for Mario. Poor plumber.
He said, "I don’t think I would do what the sign says if I were you. Hear me? Don’t you dare turn back, this could be a trap.
We weren’t, once again, able to control Mario. Mario started driving the Wild Wing by himself again, and this time, he drove so fast he was a blur like Sonic. Another lightning flashed the screen as violent screaming can be heard while passing a couple of wrecked karts. The music then, started to sound more distorted and worse, and then we heard someone yelling in a Satan-Like voice "MARIO,
"Who said that? Who’s there!? Show yourself!?
"I’ll tell you who said
"That
"WELCOME TO HELL!!
And then cuts to the Cliff players would be at when they lose a Grand Prix. Mario, who now looks way messed up, and his Wild Wing was only there, and then 10 seconds later, Mario revved the engine and just sped off the cliff, jumping off about 240ft into the ground, crashing. And another ear-piercing scream from Mario was heard when the Screen fade to black again. I tried to turn off the Wii Console, but it won’t shut off. I can’t even turn off the TV, nor can I open the bedroom door!
"Well, I guess we did fall for it,
A text message appeared on the black screen, which consists of only one word-"SUICIDE.
That’s when Jacob had enough. He goes to his closet and grabbed his baseball bat and started smashing the Wii Console into tiny pieces. As it got smashed, the TV shut off and so did the game, but Jacob was still at rage.
"Jacob, calm down! It’s
"I can’t help it! I JUST CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE THAT I HAVE TO!
"Our Parents are going to be mad at us when they get home, you
"I know they will. But at least we’re saved,
"I don’t think this is the
"Finally found you
"NOW SAY HELLO TO ‘SUICIDE’ AND ‘MURDER!!!
My older brother, who always stands up for me, who always cares about me, and who likes to play and do enjoyable things with me is dead, and it was because of this living hell game character who was brought from the game that we just played. I ran as fast as I can with tears falling down my face, knowing that Mario was already tracking me down.
After running for my life for about 12 minutes, and with my energy low, I notice that Mario wasn’t chasing me anymore. So then, in my head, I said, "I gotta hide. He could come back soon unless I hide from that sick psycho.
I decided to go to the GameStop that Jacob and I went to buy that game. While hiding there, I noticed that the same Cashier from before was still there. So I want to ask him how did that game got in the store, and why did Nintendo made such awful game.
"Excuse me, Sir,
"
"Then why does it have the logo on it.
"I don’t know,
"Then how did you know it was ‘horrible'." I asked.
"Because…..I played it before with a couple a friends,
"You don’t need to cry. Everybody’s watching us.
"I don’t know who really made Mario Kart Black either.
"Why did everyone left?
"Because of a secret that I must tell you,
I gasped and head to the GameStop exit saying, "Well I got to go, It’s good to see you bye!
==Today==
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