Mario Kart Wii: Death Edition: Difference between revisions

I woke up from my coma and went back to my Wii, there were two options to choose. Those options were "Continue" and "Quit." So I chose quit because there was no freaking way I was going throught shit again. The screen went pitch black for about 15 seconds. A super scary Mario appeared accompanied by loud 8-bit scream for about 22 seconds. My Wii then broke and it cummed out red blood at my face. Out of nowhere, Mario came crashing through my window and said in my ear, "Its-a me motherfucker." He got out a sword from his back and shoved it up my ass. The sword went all the way up to my mouth. I died. Now you're probably wondering how I'm writing this even though I'm dead. Apparently, they have computers in heaven.

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