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Once... I remember I was playing Mario 64. I was playing as the Italian figure, Mario. After some rigorous jumping, I failed once, and the Mario fell to his doom... He came back from the painting, and said "MAMMA MIA, I GOT FUCKING KILLED!", as he walked outside.
I asked myself... "Di-Did... Did Mario swear...? Did I hear that from the video...!?"
This experience traumatized me... To where I would never play Mario...
Until one night, I was playing Super Mario 64.
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While travelling through the dire dire docks, upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "shh--FUCK!"
Then my mother comes into the room and asks "Are you swearing?", I said "It was Mario, not me...!"
My mother grabbed me by the ear, she threw me into the bathroom and I went "OOOF!"
She jumped on my face...
She did the ground pound.
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She swung me around by the hair and said "So long, gay Bowser!"
That night, I decided to revisit the old dire dire docks for further inspection...
This time Mario pivoted his face towards the camera and said "CUNT."
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Then she started cutting the webbing of my fingers with it.
She grabbed my lip and said "If you ever act like that no-good Wario again I'll pull off your-..."
That's when my father ran in with Yoshi the dinoborg and when "BOYBYAOW" and smacked me in the face.
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