Mario says the fuck word

One day. I was playing "Super Mario 64", my favorite video game.

I played the game and had a fun time until I played "Whomp's Fortress." I was playing it until I unfortunately shot Mario out of a cannon the wrong way, flying him into the oblivion below.

Mario did not take this kindly, as he fell out of the painting, a fart noise and a screech could be heard. "Mamma Mia! I got fucking killed!" said Mario, when he walked outside.

"Did Mario swear?"

"Did I just hear that from the video?" I asked to myself.

I shut the game off because I was spooked.

The next night, I was playing Super Mario 64, and Mario said a naughty word.

While traveling through the "Dire Dire Docks", upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "shhh- fuck."

Then my mother came into the room and says "Are you swearing?"

I said "It was Mario, not me!"

My mom- my mother grabbed me by the ear, and she threw me into the bathroom. She threw me into the game. She fed me hairs, she threw me into the bathroom and I went "OOF!". She jumped on my face.. She did the ground pound!

She swung me by the hair, and said "So long, gay Bowser..".

That night, I decided to revisit the old "Dire Dire Docks", for further inspection.

This time Mario pivoted his face toward the camera, and said "Cunt", and shook his head.

My mother ran in, holding to Mario's hand. "Not you again!" she said, belting me across the mouth with it and started cutting the webbing of my with it. She grabbed my lip and my fingers became longer.

She grabbed my lip and said "If you act like that no-good Wario again, pull off-"

"I said it's Mario, mom.", I interrupted.

"She was a fake gamer girl the whole time.", I thought to myself.

That's when my father went ran in, I had forgot I had heard "I don't get forg".

My dad smacked me in the face!

I went to bed.

The third night, this is when it gets crazy!

My dead girlfriend was in the video game, she said "You have to save me, or something.".

"Okay.", I responded.

I tried but fucking good guy, and everyone stopped reading this, I like throwing that in.

This made the swear words retract back into his mouth.

That's really scary, right, because my dead girlfriend talked to me from the video game?

That's how the godzilla one ended actually.

Fuck.