Mario sex Game: Difference between revisions

I was at the store with my mom. My mom told me "time was up." I didn't know what she means, so I ignore her. As I exit the store, I see a thing on the ground. I walk ed closer to the thing. I am sacred. I edge closer to it, but i get more and more scared with each passing minute. Then my mom screams. She sees what I'm trying to pick up. It is a nes cartridge. She tols "back in my day, we used to play the nes games." I told her she was a boomer. She screamed at me. I ran towards the object, and there it was. A nes cartridge. Mother runs towards me. She tackles me. I reach for the cartridge. Mother grabs the cartridge. She reads what's on the cartridge and she screams. She keeps screaming. She dies. She keeps screaming. She died. I look at the cartridge. It says "Mario sex game." I scream. The cover art is mario sex game. I get sucked into the cartridge. I look around. It looks like mario land world but its different. Then i see it. Mario. He rushes towards me. I rush towards him. He takes his clothes off, and I scream. He grabs me, and I suplex him. His neck cracks and he dies. I am stuck in the game. My mom breaks the game. I die. True story. SOS. I am in Hell in the game. I'm dead btw this was written by my uncle▼