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(Created page with "Imagine. Imagine being served a hamburger, but instead of it tasting good, it makes you want to throw up and commit virtual suicide. That's the McDonald's Trollburger. It's basically 18 all-beef patties stacked together, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, tomatoes, mayonnaise, tartar sauce, ketchup, mustard, horseradish, hot sauce, mashed potatoes, sour cream, bacon, barbecue sauce, peanut butter, chocolate spread, ranch dressing, blue cheese, swiss cheese...") |
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It's basically 18 all-beef patties stacked together, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, tomatoes, mayonnaise, tartar sauce, ketchup, mustard, horseradish, hot sauce, mashed potatoes, sour cream, bacon, barbecue sauce, peanut butter, chocolate spread, ranch dressing, blue cheese, swiss cheese, cheddar cheese, goat cheese, applesauce, maple syrup, mushrooms, steak sauce, onion rings, fried eggs, whipped cream, rice, pickle relish, vanilla pudding, olives, banana peppers, spinach, baked beans, shrimp, pork chops, carrots, and a bunch of other CRAP squashed together between two sesame seed buns. What the fuck were they thinking?
I tried this nasty abomination during a test market, and it was as bad as it sounds.
Then, the McDonald's rep asked me if the Trollburger was to my liking. I told him it was the worst thing I've ever eaten. He frowned at me and snapped his fingers, and told his people to send "him" in. Who was "him"??
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